Miggys First Goal

Imminent.

At least we’re making moves.

See his missus driving around all the time in Gosforth.

All in on this transfer. Going to be fuming if it doesn’t come off now.

This is like when those photos came out of the England camp when Gordon was pictured with Maddison and every fucker was certain Maddison was coming here.

Fucking hell. Just buy Hamza Choudhury to at least get a signing.

Why are we so fucking slow at doing things? If decisions can only be made after a carrier pigeon has flown all the way to Saudi and then has to fly back again with the result then it’s time to have someone permanently based in Newcastle who can actually make a yes/no choice.

Bring her home.

So Friday 3pm?

Lad at work thinks they’re going to easily win their first three games and will top of the league. God, I hope West Ham literally hammer them and bring them crashing back down to Earth.

Half day implies he actually does work which, as we all know, is a lie.

Aye, middle of June and…

Newcastle’s transfer business…

I’m bored now like. Honestly feels like whatever player we get linked with eventually ends up going to another club. Going to be another window of signing nobody. Eddie going to have to perform miracles. Bedwetting over.

Can we put a ban on Hope as a news source. Bloke is Mr. Negativity when it comes to us. Everything is bad when he writes about NUFC.

Would anyone want Newcastle participating in this? Say you get to the final, there’s like a four week break until the season starts. Where’s the rest for the players.

It’s fucking shite. Can’t see it lasting beyond this tournament.

Opening Game: Tottenham (A) Boxing Day: Man Utd (H) Last Game: Brentford (A)

Had completely forgot about that. I don’t want to hear any more complaints about too many games being played.

Why are we even playing these shite international friendlies? Season’s fucking over. Let the players go on holiday.

Dixon will lose his shit here if she disallows it.

Going to be demanding for Eddie to take over soon.