Miggys First Goal

Think we might steal this. Eddie’s Mags going to shock everyone.

Bruno: “Any tips on the Leeds/Leicester game, Sandro lad?”

Don’t think he actually mentioned a specific name, just their CL experience.

These cunts in the Arteta press conference talking about us stealing 3 points in the last game against them. Fuck off.

Be hilarious if he got pissed off from not getting his own way with everything and just decided to sell back to the Glazers.

Wor Flags need to get a Sir Rat one with “Pay Up Motherfucker” printed on it.

Silly numbers? Bit like you paying over £1bn for not even 30% of a football club. Mug.

We better not compromise too much.

We need to grow up? He needs to pay up.

Well, this is what the Man Utd fans wanted. Going to be glorious viewing.

Luton winning.

Fuck, I need a second series of We Are Newcastle United on Amazon. This would make for some cracking viewing.

Imagine we were about to drop the price and he’s just fucked it up

I’m sure if Ratcliffe had some amazing scientist (or whatever the fuck they do) at INEOS, and some start-up came along and wanted said scientist, then Ratcliffe would just allow said scientist to waltz on over to the new company without any hint of compensation and allow said scientist to divulge all of INEOS’ secrets. Right, Jim?

Should get them done for tapping up.

Make it £30m now.

Be funny as fuck if they just walked away and Ashworth ended up unemployed.

Sorry if Giggs.

How many trophies have they won under the Glazers? Bad times? Can kiss my arse.

Still not as bad as Ashley.

Where the manager looks like a bald headed alien nonce, where a rat-faced cunt is a star attraction, and where sexual deviants seem to thrive.

Just use the job title Director of Soccer for his replacement.

Well, let the fun begin.

Health before anything. Stay well, Roy.