Miggys First Goal

Might be nothing, probably is nothing, but this is due in soon, and just seen two luxury looking people carriers with equally suited drivers just leaving Tesco Kingston Park car park where they’ve been stationed for about 20 minutes. Probably adding 2 and 2 together and coming up with 69, but… who knows.

Have we checked to make sure he's not part of any betting ring?

And breaking news from Kaveh knobhead... Chelsea in for Scalvini. Bid in the region of €80million.

Fuck that club.

Chronicle want stoning for this kind of shit. Thought we were going on a spending spree.

Overuse of emojis in tweets should be punishable by hoying the culprit into the sea.

Offer them Longstaff and this deal is wrapped up before midnight.

Didn’t want the cheeky cunt anyway.

We’ve got to wait until the carrier pigeon flies back from Saudi with the decision, like we need to do with every other matter related to the club.

Where did you see this?

Wonder if it was an actual PowerPoint presentation, or maybe just an old overhead projector you used to see in school with plastic slides.

Maybe around the same time we announce the new training ground and stadium.

That’s a fucking horrible way to go. Like someone above said, hopefully they weren’t conscious.

Fucking hell.

Trafford’s missus be like, “You’re not going to Newcastle. They’re a bad influence. Tripps banging every bird he can. Vermont penthouse sex orgies. You’re not top shagger, James.”

Could you imagine if Pope’s comment just scuppered the deal Maybe he did it intentionally to sabotage the transfer. Stays as our number one.

No longer a shagger?

Watched it recently and it’s really not as funny as I remembered from years ago.

Team page on the website is shite. Targett doesn’t even have a photo. Lewis Hall is still in the old kit.

So you could say it was imminent?

We’re not signing anybody, man. Eddie is going to have to perform miracles again.

He’s in control of everything. He’s the King.

Eddie, this loyalty to your mates bullshit has to stop.

This shit would never have happened under Staveley.

Be still my beating wallet.