Miggys First Goal

Lumping it all on a Newcastle win, Ritchie to score and Casemiro to get a red.

Fuck every negative person here. Dummett and Ritchie about to serve up a footballing masterclass. Dummett with a sliding tackle bonanza and Ritchie with a 25 yard worldie.

This is actually some amazing 4D chess from Eddie. No way was ten Hag expecting that line-up. It'll have thrown him for six.

Who the fuck is Parkinson?

Well, he certainly made some changes

We need a drum section.

Probably been answered, but why is this kicking off at 20:15?

Let’s fuck them up.

I look forward to all the journalists who have done nothing but complain about our takeover boycotting the 2034 WC.

Have they scrapped the whole one person the technical area at one time rule? Every time I look, I see Dyche and his fellow baldy assistant standing right next to each other.

Nick Pope.

Pope doesn’t like catching the ball like.

Fuck off.

Pope, man.

How many minutes injury time?

Ooooooof.

Howay man.

Pen?

I’d like to see Tino get a run in the team.

Maybe a stupid question, but can he still travel with the team and watch games from the stands?

Bastids! See you in 10 months, Sandro. Get your shit together.

Even if they slashed his salary by 75%, that would still mean he's earning £30,000 a week. Bloke will just have to go to 'spoons less often.

Let’s get a load of friendlies lined up.

We need to start bringing drums to games. And vuvuzelas.