Miggys First Goal

Pope… what the fuck are you doing?

See that big fucking net, Wilson? PUT THE FUCKING BALL IN IT!

Well, whatever enthusiasm I had remaining for this has completely evaporated.

The amount of times Burn gets caught out at the wrong end of the pitch and has to try and Usain Bolt his way back is shocking.

Salah arm in Hall’s face again. Somebody snap him in half. Cunt.

Bruno will get sent off tonight. He’ll get wound up and end up doing something stupid.

Holy fuck, Wilson offside. Who would have guessed.

I’d even go further back and say the sending off. Since then he’s been wank.

Absolutely hate this fixture. Can we not just forfeit it each season and save everyone the trouble.

Just fuck off.

Eddie, why the fuck you picking Pope for? Jesus Christ.

Oh well.

Been that long since Wilson played he forgot what offside is.

Fuck sake, can we just go back and give them the penalty so it’ll make Fletch shut up.

Got a neighbour who looks like a slim version of Arne Slot. Both are cunts.

Salah with the Salah push on Hall.

Wilson even touched the ball yet? Useless man. Get him off, Eddie.

God… Howay the lads!

Need all the power of Aniston we can get.

Yuck.

More lay-offs tomorrow.

Poor kid can’t even get a start over a perma-crocked Wilson.

Lube up, lads.

Pope in goal.

Guarantee Barry had a poster of Klippity Klopp on his bedroom wall and wanked himself to sleep staring at it every night.