Miggys First Goal

He’s walking.

Well this doesn’t look good.

Get Ritchie, Wood and Murphy on, Eddie!

Canny half. Dominating possession. Just need a finishing touch.

Schar with the head injury.

Get him fucking sold.

Just imagine what European nights are going to be like.

Lads and lasses, take a bow!

What a beautiful sight.

This is all giving me a fucking erection.

Big Dan Ashworth!

Sake. Welling up here.

He speaks so well. I love him.

If it goes to penalties tonight I'm switching it off. That's too much stress for my heart.

He's as good as gone I reckon.

Fucking hate Arsenal.

Told you.

Since Ashworth came in, we've become a closed shop when it comes to transfer leaks. The journalists don't have a clue what's going on.

We’re not the biggest losers this weekend now, right?

I don’t understand the offside rule clearly.

At least we can go on our regular fourth round Dubai break this season. Why break a tradition.

£25 million.

Fuck FFP. Chelsea are spending money like it’s going out of fashion. We need to start doing the same.

Our whole game was off tonight. Short passing was shit and barely reached the intended player half the time. Lots of standing around by players doing nothing. Too much passing back and playing along the back four like Bruce was back in charge. Lewis should be charged with impersonating a footballer. Shit team selection. Bad experience all round.

Eddie, Eddie, Eddie…