Miggys First Goal

Reckon ASM gets a goal here.

Honestly, I don’t know if my ears are fucked or something, but I can’t understand a word that he says.

What a man.

Doesn’t touch him.

About time!

Everton's run-in... Liverpool (a) Chelsea (h) Leicester (a) Watford (a) Brentford (h) Palace (h) Arsenal (a) Fuuuuuuuuck

Get them Scouse mackems shitting themselves!

We're going to win the league next season.

The biggest non-surprise in football.

Who’s talking about Europa Conference League???

Woke up this morning still smiling. I love our owners.

He fucking loves it.

He’s going to be our Fergie. Here for years and winning trophies left right and centre.

Yasir with some skills.

Had a bet on to finish in the top half. After the Tottenham game the cash-out plummeted so I took it. Look like a damn fool now.

Just start Gayle. Please.

This cunt… is something special. Wor Eddie.

Shit like this just makes me giddy with excitement about what the future holds for the club.

We've got some right handsome cunts at our club like.

Convinced there's a ménage à trois going on at our club like. And I love it.

No doubt the entire team will be thrown under the bus.

Luton have the stadium where you have to go through back yards to get into the stand, aye?

What the fuck?!

Just to remind everyone, at the close of play on 3 October 2021, we were second bottom with 3 points. THREE POINTS!

He can fuck right off.