Miggys First Goal

Somebody needs to take one for the time and take Richarlison out.

I can actually feel my blood pressure rising every time they touch the ball.

I’ve never wanted a team to be relegated as much as I want Everton to right now.

Richarlison can fuck right off.

Watching this Liverpool team today, I’ve got absolutely no worries for when we play them. We can beat these.

Wind that cunt up now. Get him sent off.

Got the look of somebody who should be playing for Sunderland.

Liverpool’s flag display is piss poor.

Destroy their goal difference and destroy whatever confidence they had left.

Everton going down.

Top 8 and a proper cup run finally next season will do me thank you very much.

Ban.

Can I just say... I LOVE THIS FUCKING CLUB!

Honestly, man, howe did we end up with him? Still blows my mind. We were second bottom and nailed on for relegation, and he was being courted by fucking Arsenal, and he chose US. Like... fucking how?!

Convinced we’re going to be investigated a couple of years from now with his transfer to the club and find some dodgy deals were made in order for it to happen.

As long as those shorts don’t make an appearance.

What colour is that on the wall?

Will never doubt his team selection again. Do whatever you want, Eddie. You beautiful cunt of a man.

WE. FEAR. NOBODY.

Somebody start crunching the numbers because I think a late European push might be on here.

Joe and ASM to score Longstaff to get booked Newcastle to win 85/1

Doesn’t matter what formation we play. Lascelles is back and that means automatic loss. Cheers, Eddie. Weekend ruined.

Isn’t Gayle supposed to be the best player in training? Not even getting a chance to start. Something not right.

What happened to just taking a normal penalty? Prancing around like something at the Olympia horse show looks fucking pathetic.

Crying at the end of Avenger's Endgame. Bloke is a proper geek!