Miggys First Goal

Will be nice to have a respectable shirt sponsor again.

Friday will be good. Off work and my father's 70th birthday. Would be an excellent present. Don't let me down, Keys.

If only a Sports Direct employee had written to the PL back in 2007 asking them to block the takeover from Ashley on the grounds of him being a Victorian workhouse employer. And how, pray tell, did Mr. Delaney come by the contents of this latest letter? For a process that is supposed to be shrouded in secrecy and confidentiality, there seem to be a fair few leaks.

Only a takeover of Newcastle United could be this controversial like

Be just our luck that Yasir Al-Rumayyan was sitting in the room while Khashoggi was being bone-sawed to death.

Going to be one of those 99% - 1% possession games. Lovely evening dinner viewing.

This week then?

Would prefer both WHU and Villa to go down, but if push comes to shove and I have to pick one, going to have to go for Villa. Can't stand 'em.

Turning this off now. Cheers lads.

When this takeover goes through, we're going to be flying up the league. Top 4 every season.

Better than Rafa like.

Going to be good when the piracy thing gets sorted once and for all. Then the PL can move onto the next barrier. “Now, about your human rights record...” Another 15 weeks of back and forth emails.

Darlow. Oh well, it was fun while it lasted.

Took FSG 60 days to complete the takeover of Liverpool.

Searching for the word infuriated in that article and... Can’t find it.

Disgusting.

What a substitution! Bruce in!

Completely forgot he even played for us. Now I know why.

imagine charners having to crawl out into the daylight and do a professional communications job after all this time man Would be something to behold.

Yes, she will be the initial 'front-person' doing the interviews, making presentations of the way forward, ambitions of the club, etc. The current court case she is involved in could well inhibit this though. But, I'm sure she'll give it a go! Howay man , any f***er will do. Make Charners do it.

Woohoo! Now announce the takeover.

We get a slickly produced announcement video which ends with MbS wearing a Newcastle shirt, turns to the camera and just winks. Followed by a clip of Keys’ head exploding.