Miggys First Goal

Didn’t John Carver say he wish he had 11 Jack Colbacks?

We get it, Sky, Tom Brady and David Beckham are there. No need to show us every five minutes.

Why is Neville there?

Is this the game that the Birmingham owner wanted to be played in the US?

PL end up paying them £100M and give them 30 points head start for the next five seasons.

Would do nothing for my heart!

Sandro is Longstaff’s bitch. Pass it on.

Dat new manager bounce.

Must be a world record for the number of rolls after a tackle there. Roll after roll after roll after roll after roll…

Pretty much every single day since the transfer window closed he’s put out negative articles, each one getting progressively worse. Fully expect by the middle of the week we’ll hear that Howe and Mitchell came to blows and had to be pulled apart in the training ground canteen. Should punt the cunt into touch and ban him from press conferences.

Now did he really say all of that or is Hope in shit stirring mode again?

Hadn’t realised all those years back that we’d actually signed this cunt.

This cunt on SSN currently.

£3M this cunt cost us. Absolute fucking steal.

It’s not going to open until the new stadium is announced. Imminently.

I do love a good rendering.

15 weeks or thereabouts of the year left. Does anybody think we’ll hear anything stadium related before the new year?

Imminent.

Still earlier than Southgate. Progress!

That assist flick was pure filth. But, you know Eddie will stick with Longstaff. Keep the bench warm, Sandro.

Two keepers on the bench. This cunt think he’s Howe or something?

Don't get crocked. Don't get crocked. Don't get crocked.

Bring on the next transfer window!

Can we not just blanket ban the cunt.

He’s a fucking shit stirrer. Hope, not wor Eddie.