Miggys First Goal

I reckon Chelsea spend another £100M tomorrow.

This is at home? Oh, we’re going to dick these. This is where our season clicks into gear and we’ll be off to the races.

If Eddie was manager you know it would happen.

We’ve got a good set of lads here at the club that look out for each other. A lot of them might not be world beaters, but I’d rather have them than fucking self-entitled cunts who have massively over-inflated opinions of themselves.

I have to admit, when I saw it was him taking the pen I thought he was going to fuck it up big time. So, well done, lad.

And we’ll still out-sing them.

Does this pre-draw shit happen in the next round, too? Honestly, wish we’d just let the corrupt six fuck off to their ESL.

More adverts. Balls must not be heated and chilled enough yet.

Who the fuck signed off on these new rules? Did lower league teams, for example, even get a say in it, or was it a case of like it or lump it from the corrupt six?

Couldn’t care less. Let them fuck each other up the arse as far as I’m concerned. Cunts.

What time is the draw? Something stupid like 11?

It’ll be Man City away and you’ll be happy about it.

Also… 60 minute subs! Like fucking clockwork

He just couldn’t leave Longstaff in Newcastle, could he

Completely saw that as Oasis

3 minutes until Howe o’clock.

Be happy to get in for HT.

Trippier with an absolute hospital pass.

Bloke is pure sex.

Joe not doing great.

Tripps!

Oh fuck off.

Why did we sell Anderson again?

The fuck?

When he was down on the ground he was gesturing that something pulled.