Whitley mag

He’s a fucking embarrassment and wants fucking binned, does more to kill the atmosphere than anything to enhance it.

Chelsea and Arsenal would buy Gordon given the chance and think the club would be open to trading Barnes if a Villa, West Ham, or Everton offered us our money back on him. Certainly couldn’t sell both but Barnes would be the one I’d consider trading if the right offer comes in.

Still rather keep him than Barnes as think he’s a far better player, but huge question marks about his mentality.

Perfect Willock replacement be brilliant if them losing today allowed us to poach him. Offer Barnes in some PSR deal if they’re in the shit.

Knew they’d play like they had something riding on the game, but we played completely into their hands with the 5 at back. Today’s performance this season isn’t in isolation, for today read Bournemouth and Fulham also where we just haven’t had enough about us at home. Always nice to end the season with a win so slightly disappointed, but all that mattered was top 5 and we now have a massive chance to kick on now.

Squad needs a reset and would happily cash in on Barnes/Gordon, Longstaff and Willock this summer to raise additional funds if needed. Major opportunity with CL football to make the next step and think revolution rather than evolution is needed this summer. The midfield and wide forward areas are a major concern, real lack of quality in the final third that’s going to take big money to address.

Square pegs in round holes and this five at the back has conceded the initiative, confident we’ll rectify this 2nd half but by god we need a midfielder in the summer if Howe doesn’t trust Willock and Longstaff anymore.

Don’t fucking blow this today Howay The Lads.

Didn’t want them up despise the cunts, thought their fans were shite today until they came alive when they scored, looked like a lower league club with thousands of day trippers in their end. The one positive is that games against these and Leeds have a bit edge and far better atmospheres. Where heading into a golden period as well, with a glorious chance to repair the damage the Ashley era had on our record in this fixture.

Hope’s article from Thursday re stadium - Newcastle chiefs are continuing to work bureaucratic channels as the club prepare an update on the future of its stadium. Rather than make an announcement and then realise what they want to do is not feasible, the club have been determined to get their ducks in a row before going public with their decision. Confidential revealed in March that the intention is to move to a new stadium on Leazes Park and a video of how that would look was presented to the owners, with club executives proposing a capacity of 65,000. Newcastle could have released that vision at the time - much like Manchester United did with their 'New Trafford' design - but there remained work to be done at a local and national level of Government. The lease of Leazes Park is one such consideration. However, Confidential can reveal some additional detail around the proposed new stadium. We understand it would be 35 metres above the St James’ Stack, protecting its visibility around the city. The Cathedral on the Hill, as St James’ Park has become known, is unique in that it stands proudly above the city centre and can be seen on the approach from every direction. Staff want to maintain that feature. I’m also hearing that the club have been working with a company monitoring stadium atmospheres this season, with the intention of getting the acoustics right inside a new venue. Lessons have been learnt from the likes of West Ham’s London Stadium, where the atmosphere has suffered. Preserving and enhancing the St James’ roar is chief among the club’s considerations when it comes to building a new home. Construction company Laing O’Rourke are among those spoken to about the project.

It’s finally coming I can sense it.

Can’t decide on Mbuemo myself not many players bag the goals from wide right like he has, also think he works his bollocks off which makes him a great fit in many ways. Not sure he’s the best all round footballer though and 60 million is a hefty fee, 26 in August so would get 4 good years out of him possibly without any re-sale value. I’d be tempted to shop abroad if we could get Delap for 30 million and try to spread the budget to also bring in a top midfielder in as well.

Agree the pro version is one of the best shirts we’ve had looking at pics very snazzy.

Central will be choca with Police more likely bother at places like Darlington and Durham when our lot are getting on trains with the unwashed.

Give owa man try being around when we lost to them in the playoffs that’s sickening, would love them to lose tomorrow but won’t ruin my weekend if they do.

Hate the toon, hate Fender but love a pic in our train station when nobody’s around.

Always a dangerous scenario when one team is under pressure to win and the other has zero to play for. Think they’ll play like their life’s depend on it Sunday and it’s up to us to show we truly belong on the CL stage next season by dispatching the scouse mackem cunts.

Doubt it on the pro version Ajax had to remove the 3 little birds from back of their strip due to UEFA rules a couple of seasons ago with the Bob Marley kit.

The latest strip is alright but it’s this obsession with the all white back that pisses me off, are we stuck with this forever with adidas ? The way it merges under the arms looks a mish mash as well, surely they can find a way to give us stripes on the back.

Always been a bit bother with them goes back years, remember a QF at Goodison when Dave Watson scored the winner was tasty to say the least. Game at SJP in 90’s remember Tilleys shutting the doors due to a big arranged off with their mob in the morning. Always been snide cunts who lick the mackems arses.

Nothing to play for but they’ll play like their life’s depend on it, horrible cunts always been chew with these going back years. Add Pickford into the mix and it should be a bear pit come kick off. All goes well and the Mackems are still in the Championship and where back in the Champions League this time next week. The reverse scenario this time next week is unthinkable.

Does nothing for me certainly not a dominant centre half, decent on the ball and has pace, but positionally and aerially leaves a lot to be desired.

Tripps ended up in the Blackhorse, after a few renditions of Simon’s bus is best bus he’s now declared Simon his new leader and will be at the Emirates after all on Sunday.

Have never appreciated the current badge so much since all these mock ups, it just needs simplified for manufacturing and digital use.

Been in the Monky tonight and can confirm he’s now outside Seashells with a battered sausage, chips and curry sauce, blokes gone off the fucking rails.