Whitley mag

Doubt it on the pro version Ajax had to remove the 3 little birds from back of their strip due to UEFA rules a couple of seasons ago with the Bob Marley kit.

The latest strip is alright but it’s this obsession with the all white back that pisses me off, are we stuck with this forever with adidas ? The way it merges under the arms looks a mish mash as well, surely they can find a way to give us stripes on the back.

Always been a bit bother with them goes back years, remember a QF at Goodison when Dave Watson scored the winner was tasty to say the least. Game at SJP in 90’s remember Tilleys shutting the doors due to a big arranged off with their mob in the morning. Always been snide cunts who lick the mackems arses.

Nothing to play for but they’ll play like their life’s depend on it, horrible cunts always been chew with these going back years. Add Pickford into the mix and it should be a bear pit come kick off. All goes well and the Mackems are still in the Championship and where back in the Champions League this time next week. The reverse scenario this time next week is unthinkable.

Does nothing for me certainly not a dominant centre half, decent on the ball and has pace, but positionally and aerially leaves a lot to be desired.

Tripps ended up in the Blackhorse, after a few renditions of Simon’s bus is best bus he’s now declared Simon his new leader and will be at the Emirates after all on Sunday.

Have never appreciated the current badge so much since all these mock ups, it just needs simplified for manufacturing and digital use.

Been in the Monky tonight and can confirm he’s now outside Seashells with a battered sausage, chips and curry sauce, blokes gone off the fucking rails.

As much as the Mancs are fucking shite, should they beat Spurs there might be a party mood around OT and anything can happen. I’d still be nervy about that game if I was a Villa fan don’t think it’s a gimme with it being their last home game.

Everton with that cunt in goal and their fans would love nothing more than throwing a spanner in our works, it’s to be hoped we pull something off on Sunday, or will be a nervy last day.

What’s wrong with Keel Square thought Sunderland was on the up ? Still rather hang out in a Newcastle suburb as opposed to that shit hole.

Hideous

Sorted

Actually only other thought on the subject is our last league game might be interesting with these cunts travelling back to North East on Sunday, might be very interesting around Central on the Sunday.

The days of it being an honour to sell one of our top players are over, still think this hasn’t sunk in quite yet with other clubs fans.

Can’t stand the cunts anybody wanting them up needs their fucking head read. No other thoughts on the subject up the Blades hammer the scruffy small time cunts.

Flag of Northumbria would be decent if that could be incorporated on top of the Castle instead.

Still not sold out their biggest game in years, where’s all these MLF’s who all go to the games whilst our plastics walk around in gravy stained shirts.

Bit concerning people are so offended by Howay The Lads being on the back, its the least offensive part of the shirt and nod to our heritage.

Waddle Judas

Would love us to go for Andrey Santos, tearing it up at Strasbourg this season and Chelsea are daft enough to sell him. We wanted him from Vasco and would be massive upgrade on Longstaff.

Yeah it’s up to the richest owners in European football, he’s in the same category as that Spanish wanker Balague.

Would go Miley another ball playing midfielder who can see a pass and has a canny shot on him. Be nice to see him alongside the other 2 in midfield as well think it can work.

Jacob Murphy must be worth a tidy sum to a Saudi club at this stage, much better numbers than Bailey this season, or Nunez.

It’ll be a hybrid forward who can play on the right and up front, once we start getting quoted astronomical fees in the summer it’ll be 3 players not 4 we can afford.