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Squee. Can't be many people happier than Joelinton about Bruce fucking off. Imagine a cretin like that torpedoing your career because he couldn't be arsed.

Lap up things like impressive home wins and exciting transfer windows. Us gullible fools.

Thanks mate

Any footage of him during the Joe song?

He is also a Tory cunt.

You would make Brentford favourites, but if there’s going to be a twist I think that will be the game.

Worrying.

Love how Rondon clapped the fans as he ran off and got a jaunty pat on the back off the manager

*Customary lament about giving Everton three points when we played them in March*

Home fans very quiet

Think Arsenal will beat them either way

I don’t- I support Reading.

They did. They lost 3-1 at Southampton

lol

Today feels a little like last chance saloon for those of us that decided that the one thing we want most in a season during which we become the world’s richest club is for Everton to get relegated. Burnley just about doing their bit.

I don’t have time for the pie thing, MrRaspberryJam

And people say he and Terry McDermott were just a big pair of tits.

Yes, but I may have spotted a flaw in your logic.

It does highlight the inanity of these type of stats doesn’t it? Journalists going through hoops to say something, anything

I win!

Which is also wrong. 2005, Arsenal Man Utd

Also, they weren’t saying that, but even if they were, the Man Utd game was 0-0. Cardiff though, maybe it doesn’t count

They have. Man Utd Arsenal springs immediately to mind

Yeah- it was basically over after a minute. Boro didn’t have a single chance

How many genuinely good cup finals has there been? 2006, 2017, at a push. I was stunned to hear Josh Widdecome’s podcast talk about 1997 being good because even as a kid I was bored shitless. The game itself being crap is as much a tradition as Abide with me.