Hovagod

Few days later, my nana died on the day of the first goal, the funeral was on the day of the second

I really want the Wincey spin-off, wherein he and a bunch of wacky regulars sit around his garden shed bar getting into all sorts of scrapes and entanglements

It also highlights how little a shit cunts like Baz actually give, given that they’re happy to weaponise human suffering as football ‘banter’. It’s basically following the same logic of the tea towel twats in our own support: ‘How does this thing relate to football and can I use it to feel superior?’

By the way, we’re probably going to get to Wembley ourselves in the next couple of years. When we do can it not be the basis for several thousand online debates about how many each had at Trafalgar Square the night before. Can we just stick to bars and leave them to their own sad little tradition in peace?

Alright lads- we’re not going to let you do your display as it might cause a fire and the subsequent death of thousands. YOU HAVE BROKEN THE PASSION

Cunt.

In this instance, how would they have been damned by not making their third kit Saudi colours?

Seems like Castore are playing a pretty shitty and cynical game here.

It is hilarious that a genuine factor in Sunderland’s lukewarm Wembley appearances is their fans forgetting why they’re actually there and going to the match groggy and hungover. Like, what complete fuckwits.

Feel like pure shit just want Lawro back

I would choose the important game. I remember when Aguero won it for city. I was watching our game until Everton scored their third and switched over. A Liverpool supporting friend watched their dead rubber against QPR. I know I should applaud their commitment to their team but it just struck me as insular and frankly unimaginative

Not sure how what Vieira did is that much different to what Ronaldo did, to be honest. (The stuff with the young lad's phone, not the rape.)

I’ll be watching, desperate for them to lose. Not going to pretend otherwise.

From Rednapp’s Spurs as I recall, amusingly

Of course it was! We were involved. Lost 3-1 at Everton

Pitch invasions, the plucky cunts

Thought scissor tackling was a red card offence?

Shit keeping

Villa essentially forfeiting this game to have a full pelt on Sunday against…who is it again? Football must be one long joyride for those plucky blue funksters

Yeah, this is the problem. Hopefully their fans make it like a home game for them and they snatch it 2-1. Not beyond the realm of possibility

Haha, why are Palace so violently up for this one?

This idea Everton fans have had to treat every game as a cup final- pyros etc- has completely backfired. Their players just look completely frazzled

Burn’s pinged header at Burnley

Trippier against Everton.

Made that exact point to a mate earlier. It’s an almost exact parallel