Choppy Chop Chop

5th place is going to be very tight this year

Isak runs into Joelinton

Stop it, just stop it

Some bollocks on facebook saying hes signing for Al Hilal and being loaned to us for two years

WOW Makem levels of delusion

Still for sale Welbeck Road Walker

Ready made tune if he does arrive "hotter than a pepper sprout" or summat

When he told NUFC he wanted to leave is irrelevant he is contracted to play for Newcastle United and should honour that no matter if or when he leaves. Twat

We don't care about Isak Isak don't care about me All I care about is NUFC The BBC has gone down the pan

Every time I see this lad, I think he's missing something, Im sure Eddie would have found it for him

Fantastic from the Wolves Supporters

What was that display before their match? looked like St George or Sinbad mebbies

Can we sing "Two greedy bastards" next Monday

Love this but Everton Man U Liverpool

Hes dreadful

hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Glory hunters

Still cant get my head around how wrong I was about Isak, perhaps his agent is threatening to do nasty things to his family.

You lot have got me fearing relegation

I don't want him up here but he's no Frank Pingel FGS

An old tune that sums this thread perfectly

I've never heard of Lukes Lane for about 60 years

Can't stand the man, no thanks

If I believed in conspiracy theories, All premier teams combining to thwart Newcastle would be top of the list

Round and round, round and round, dizzying

Libby Morris was as funny as `piles`