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'Newcastle United have been emerged'. Wazzocks. But hope they're right otherwise.

For Newcastle.

The good old days

No doubt there'll be the usual 'but how do they have such a good deal without being successful', i.e. not the usual teams winning blah blah. Which is such a good situation in itself eh.

I keep thinking the last line would be "With somebody who loves Milan"

Coaches and scouts are more likely to choose those that are physically advanced. Wayne Rooney looked 30 years old if you recall

The time of the Footballers is over, and they have passed into the Middle East

Luke is a shitscreen

Just do 'Wor Sandro' to the tune of Abba's Fernando. How hard can it be.

Let me cut to the chase: we've got Tonali

The white smoke is coming from the borehole

Does anyone do double reveals anymore

Aaaaaand he's left Newcastle

Anyone heard of this Jesper Lindstrom geezer?

Tonali didn't seem especially realistic either mind.

Seems odd to be wearing the shirt as well as holding one up. Why not drape one over your head as well? Perhaps eat one? Shit out the shirt on camera? You know, go the extra mile.

If Declan Rice is 105 million then Joelinton must be worth a least, what, a billion pounds.

You mean 'gra8t' site

Quite a few comments on the likes of the BBC from Leicester fans saying Mad Jameson goes missing a lot, not much leadership in him. Sounds like he's gone to the right club if so.

All fans do it. I'm just glad it's over, just less noise to deal with.

When we weren't in the CL, getting players was all about the CL. Now some trad top teams aren't in the CL, it doesn't matter so much? Bleh.

Mate of mine did a recording session with her once. He was a starstruck mess.

Sandro, Bruno, Domino