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Again, Ekitike didn't want to come to Newcastle. We've not missed out on someone there, he never has wanted NUFC.

Look, just offer to pay them what they want! Whereupon they up the price.

Don't kid youtself. Paraphrasing but I remember it said that not all brexiteers were racists, but most racists were for brexit. Pretty sure the same applies here.

Is that like when we lowballed for Elanga to start with? They all say no to any first offer. Like we did with Leeds and Longstaff.

Hopefully he comes, but may be Wissaful thinking

Yeah but where's the fun in that

Plus... I hated Emlyn Hughes too.

You ask for miracles I give you... LUFC

No goalie.

Telling people what they want to hear is a money-spinner

They're mostly terrible anyway. Not a single one has evoked the Fresh Prince 'Etik-tik-tik-tik BOOM'

Can we go for him again now then?

Even his initials sound like a long term injury.

I wouldn't be surprised if he's used as a second forward in a 4-4-2/4-4-1-1 from time to time.

I thought it was a bit more nuanced than that; it felt more 'this is the stuff he can do well *right now*, and here's where the data shows he's lacking. If he were the full package right now it'd be a 100mil purchase. NUFC can't buy at that level, but they think they can make him the full package and elevate them to the 100mil bracket".

Coming up with crap chants is the death knell of any hope of a transfer

If Ekitike comes in? That 'if' is doing so much heavy-lifting in your post that it's bulked up and become an 'of'!

What's-a-matter you, hey Take Elanga time

But don't look back Elanga, I heard you say

Ideally no-one would speed. I'm overtaken needlessly pretty often as I tend to stick to the speed limit but people always have to rush for the sake of a few minutes, I guess.

He's quite a layered player. An 'elangalasagna'.

I assume Forest need a Greek goalie too?

You're speaking my elanguage

Not sure why they're worried about boats, no fucker's trying to live where they are eh.

I guess he's not playing for them again then