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Like it where I go to refresh the thread and see there have been 30+ replies since 10 seconds ago. You know something's happened.

Gordon's made me look a moron, Gordon's made me look a moron

Amazing what you can do in a league with all the players just standing around and watching

Not even going to give that the time of day.

Probably too right fisted tbh

I think this move is a mishearing of him being told to get to fuck

No, you misheard. We tried for Doris Day.

"Sorry Mrs. Dropout, as you're not Sydney Sweeney I rate you a 2/10. WNB."

Exercising emotional control and staying on target in the public eye garners respect from whom you're managing. You can't very well demand, with a straight face, level-headedness on the pitch from the players if you're mouthing off like a loon to the media. Look how he's said nothing about the Fraser situation to the media. Some would mouth off to get the media on their side but Howe's kept it all away and discreet. So you may have disagreements, but you keep things respectful and in their proper context, and that only strengthens the trust of the wider group as they know you won't throw them under the bus.

I'd like to see the letter from Steve Bruce, where he says he had the idea to congratulate your mate first.

The market is clearly fucking bonkers. I don't know why all these people commenting on prices don't become football agents, clearly they could make a killing with their negotiations. "This player should cost less please." "Oh of course he should, there you go, wipe off ten million from the price. Oh wait... fuck off, yes, that's it." Then it'd be all 'why didn't we get the players, we have the money, just get it done ffs'

I keep half-joking that he's been a bit off ever since his kid was born but that's probably something to do with it. Wonder if Bruno's sleeping okay

Tbh older people are more likely to c it up these days

No problem, you old cu... codger. (Shite I'm 46 this doesn't work)

Being an English teacher doesn't make you an expert in dialect. It wouldn't take being out on the town for long in Newcastle to hear exactly what I mean! There's zero disrespect intended to Hall in the original posting - it's a forum meme, 'this cunt arrived yet?'.

It's just how people talk. Esp. in the likes of the UK, Scotland, Australia, it's practically used as an ironic term of affection.

Good point. Let's do better: "Has the cunt made the trip up for his medical yet?"

He'll enjoy Chelsea

A plane from... London. Well I never

Bruce is truly the git that keeps on grifting

Everyone so moral and indignant about evil Saudi money. Until it comes to taking it themselves.

Imagine the uproar if, say, Newcastle signed him. Imagine the lack of uproar if he stays at Man Utd though. Meh. Hope he rots

Barnes left wing no?

What about... Paqueta?

Something feels possible at least, re. a positive result for us. Just don't expect it but they'll go in with every intention and that's all you can ask.