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Luke is a shitscreen

Just do 'Wor Sandro' to the tune of Abba's Fernando. How hard can it be.

Let me cut to the chase: we've got Tonali

The white smoke is coming from the borehole

Does anyone do double reveals anymore

Aaaaaand he's left Newcastle

Anyone heard of this Jesper Lindstrom geezer?

Tonali didn't seem especially realistic either mind.

Seems odd to be wearing the shirt as well as holding one up. Why not drape one over your head as well? Perhaps eat one? Shit out the shirt on camera? You know, go the extra mile.

If Declan Rice is 105 million then Joelinton must be worth a least, what, a billion pounds.

You mean 'gra8t' site

Quite a few comments on the likes of the BBC from Leicester fans saying Mad Jameson goes missing a lot, not much leadership in him. Sounds like he's gone to the right club if so.

All fans do it. I'm just glad it's over, just less noise to deal with.

When we weren't in the CL, getting players was all about the CL. Now some trad top teams aren't in the CL, it doesn't matter so much? Bleh.

Mate of mine did a recording session with her once. He was a starstruck mess.

Sandro, Bruno, Domino

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1JwmQUlUz8DZ21b508zlyKpfEzPTYXD6i/view?usp=sharing Bruno's heeheeeeee as a single .wav file. In case you need to blow people's minds with it on your phone for a new text message, say.

Worflags need to do a Tonali welcome flag with black and red Milan stripes transitioning to black and white stripes somehow. I'd appreciate that if I were him.

That's Owen for you. Ruinous.

They say subtlety is dead

Losing Hernandez will definitely come as a bit of a blow

His name is an anagram of 'Snail Tornado', which is most important. Sounds like one of those once-fashionable London strip clubs.

If everyone's going to hate us, might as well give them a proper reason eh!

I'll be great to see Rice join Kalvin on the bench.