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I think, like all supporters, we just want something to happen.

Can we sign Milanista to become a Newcastle fan? I think I'd prefer that over Tonali.

Newcastle are just considered a moneyed bargaining chip for the agents. Just lots of phantom links as a result.

...to drive up the Liverpool offer

Not like Brasil to have toxic fairweather fans

Just go somewhere.

With all the furore surrounding football player betting, it boggles my mind that betting on player movements is even vaguely allowed.

Already wishing Maddison would leave us and he's not even joined.

I'd prefer if he swum it lengthways

That the Thuram that's practically signed for Liverpool according to the same press? Bah, I hate silly season

It was more like secondando information

Is there anything more annoying than when the commentators shout 'GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL' though?

Sod "Goal". We want "Joal" (Joel)

Chelsea are very into onanism so makes sense.

I'm most impressed at the air-con mounting tbh

It's a smoke-out. 'Hey everyone, start your bidding now'.

There's always another umbrella in the, er, umbrella stand

Headline 'keen on' - then the article is all supposition.

Tielemans definitely lacks mobility. In that he couldn't even be bothered to move house for a new club.

Allan Saint-Instagram

Very unlike Guillem Balague to fawn over a countryman of his, but here you go for obsequiousness overload. https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/65832657

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