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You know when you've been Sven'd over

Are you sure your kid isn't Alan Partridge in disguise?

"Unbelievable what we put up with. Arteta has to GO." etc.

Sounds as luxurious as one of Neville's property developments

I'm sure the ex-Arse player talking heads will be talking about a national day of mourning

They're on the end of de legs

Boo-urn?

Soon

Maybe, just maybe, they'll start to realise Gerrard and Lampard are completely living off their player reputations and have done nothing to truly improve themselves in the world of management. They're the new Steve Bruces.

Faes in some betting syndicate obvs. Somehow not Toney.

It's what their long-suffering fans deserve

No, don't think he has an opinion on the Basque situation.

I keep seeing the headline 'How Gakpo earned a move to one of Europe's elite' And wanting to finish it 'but then moved to Liverpool'

Mine's nowhere near that. And I'm not cutting off 6 inches for anyone to get close to it

I'm glad it turned out we had a board that was clever enough to go for Eddie. An Emery board would have been rough.

But 'Liverpool have a ceiling' don't they Mr. Klopp. Poor Klopp.

We will lose a game one day, I'm sure. I mean, maybe?

I don't think Wilson is a long term proposition anyway. But he's absolutely great for where we are right now. Yep, he's fragile but while he contributes more than he costs, I'm glad he's here.

Perch available?

"And, by the way, it's not a "fairy tale" if it happens after tens of millions of spend, funded by blood money" Yawn

I want some Leicester forum hilarity please

I's knacked

In the box-seat? What, watching someone else?

Also how does someone called 'SushiMonster' miss that Muller rice pun. It's okay, I see you @jack j