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I don't know if half an Isak will work. Just a pair of legs.

So it was always 'oh, Newcastle are shit, they can't defend'. Now it's 'oh, Newcastle are shit, they defend.' Yeah whatever arseholes

So... Wood to be recalled?

Yeah. "Soil."

We need someone to bring balance to the team, it's all too beautiful.

I just had to let that demon out, he's back in his box now.

No-one's coming in. This is like the Ashley era all over again!

I created the 'Laugh at Lawro' thread or something. Then the fucker retired. Arsehole

"Do you have a R186 signal box?"

Personally think we should all pay for A-Ha to play for him live. Probably only cost some herring and that.

No wonder Bruce was a fan. Probably thought he was ordering breakfast.

I think there's a possibility that Maxi wants a move himself. I don't think it's absolutely nailed on but I could understand it.

It's always Albert's chip over Schmeichel.

We'll see.

Tbh everyone looks hideously ugly in an Everton shirt

Score a few goals and it'll be choruses of 'you're beautiful' all round

Adam Handballstrong more like

Nah, just an overly defensive shithouse team that parks the bus mate

We did score.

No, it doesn't look like handball.

How? How?

The man, the legend. Pictured with Maradona, who apparently was okay too.

McTominothanks

It's frustrating just how blatantly we're used by the shitty agents.

Something that's amusing in a different way - from The Guardian: West Ham will hope to fetch more than £100m for Rice, which would make him the most expensive British player. However, the England international’s contract runs until the summer of 2024, with the option of an additional year, and that could force West Ham to settle for a fee in the region of £80m. Wtaf