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I wish I had a quid for every bullshit sodding instagram post re. Ronaldo having an NUFC agreement with PIF blah blah. I suspect it's all just clickbait bollocks and long may that be the case.

Do meteors rise?

Ol' Joel

The Chaaaaampignons. Didn't leave mushroom for comfort

I think we may also be going for the draw lads

Ok fuck that. Phew.

I guess everyone just hates Everton.

Hattrick incoming

Should at least get a point for hitting the woodwork

It's not like Burn scored recently

Shame Bruno can't just hit Not with his left it seems

Seriously.

How does that not end up in the net

Occasionally I wish Trippier would actually shoot

'The ref Andre Marriner...' Ah

I'm getting Don Cheadle in Ocean's 11 here. Proper naussed.

True, it's not fair to get people's hopes up with this one.

He'll probably just try to fight a jellyfish

If it takes months to ease in established players from the bench then yep, it's going to take something to blood youngsters when there's so much at stake.

How can one forget Arsenal's invincibles, when there's always an Arsenal fan to keep going on about them

Sounds like he wants a move north...

Grealish bad mouths Miggy, he doesn't care. Enciso breathes on Miggy? FUCK YOU YOU UPPITY BITCH

Immense. Immensely immense.

I think they'll try to give it to Klopp.