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If we sign Rice, then we'd have legitimately signed an Ant and a Dec.

I didn't understand what Richard Keys knows about anything. Just a TV presenter.

I hate 'statement signing' as a term. You make a statement by winning things.

Premature Isakulation

Nice to see Liverpool stepping aside to allow us to go in for Bellingham. /yeahtotallyrealistic

Jus to the 'Backstreet's Back Alright' tune with Alex Isak shoehorned in. It's brainless enough to work!

Yeah, nobody's going to slam Dunk!

Gordon laying more on.

Revenge for AFC Richmond.

Thankfully Steve Bruce pushed for him as his replacement. Good old Steve.

Nutmeg does go nicely on a rice pudding

But Sunderland fans say he's not up to much, so there's that.

Botman and Pope also stopped goals too though. Burn seemed a liability 2 out of 3 times. But hey, result.

Red Cafe with your 'tough away games for Newcastle' shite. Take note

Really was a five star showing. Rain or shine, we systemaddict-ly tore then apart. Can't wait another minute for the next game etc.

My three cats are especially happy. Justice

Moyes to be hoyed

Waiter, this Ham is salty

I do love this cockney humour. line up the joke and we deliver the punchlines

He pulled out of that at least

Haven't laughed like that for a while

Too many Thurams!

He'd play centre/defensive midfield, as that's his position.

Good for Nottingham County

He's 29 and only going to get worse, fitness and otherwise. Pointless.