elbee909

That absolutely reads like a Bruce tirade.

Boxing Bruno.

He's away negotiating with Paqueta etc.

Dubravka could maybe swap with Ronaldo. Plus cash.

He's no choir-boy!

I dunno, seems as soon as Dubravka's had some real competition he's wanted a move. Sod that.

Steve Bruce to come in as Director of Football. Hires the Tranmere manager, Melton, alongside Mowbray. For some reason.

It's like when people ask you where you where when 9/11 happened, or Princess Di.

Was sad when he left. Centre parting is such sweet sorrow

They went through four different managers while he was there or something.

It's a shame about Paqueta. Just liked the idea of bessie mates and full on Brazil midfield and all that! But as the song goes, you can't always get what you want. But you might find you get what you need...

"Your club is so much better than ours, we are lowly compared to yoooou".

What a load of codswallop

Shocked the football world? No-one cares!

A new Acuna is fine by me!

He's probably an agent. Either way we'll have to pay Ando Verfist.

Feels like ages since we signed anyone. Like, hours

Mike Teevee

0-3, Isaktrick

But Merson wouldn't say booze to a goose. Unless he thought the goose was able to serve him booze.

I'm trying to talk him down so we don't feel too disappointed, man.

Ah, no wonder Froggy is so down on him.

Can he make a decent soufflé? Is there anything he can't do?

Is Paqueta any good with pressing? Starting to wonder if he's just not got the industriousness about him.

Ledward, Jedward. All annoying.