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Let's forget that second half eh

Bizarre to see.

Fortunately it's a completely different match

Yeah, they're fukd. And bombd.

Feeling a little laboured.

Trouble with Newcastle, boring defensive football

Great work

Can I shock you, I like Longstaff

I was wrong before. I meant to say "Jordan is a moron."

As he hasn't unlocked many lesser teams, not sure why this would be the case. But wish him well.

I'm awaiting the hatchet job by the media on Chelsea for buying up all the players, in the way we were supposed to. Seem to get a bit of a pass eh, weirdly.

Goodbye Noho Hank

The usual work-permit stuff that magically crops up when someone is from the Americas.

Probably too late to get paperwork sorted at this rate.

Until y'know, a Liverpool sign them and then it's 'why weren't we in for them' etc.

Nice sand Berger. Tasty.

Yeah, that's not an agent trying to get an improved contract for their player. Oh no, surely not etc.

I think it'd look much like Gordon does anyway.

I don't know if half an Isak will work. Just a pair of legs.

So it was always 'oh, Newcastle are shit, they can't defend'. Now it's 'oh, Newcastle are shit, they defend.' Yeah whatever arseholes

So... Wood to be recalled?

Yeah. "Soil."

We need someone to bring balance to the team, it's all too beautiful.

I just had to let that demon out, he's back in his box now.