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Yeah, so close to Kevin Keegan, but not quite.

Captain Hindsight to the rescue.

It's a pinch of salt. I know it's all about opinions but this isn't.

ASM to explode in 3... 2... 1...

Anything to save him the ignominy of Man Utd. Be doing him a favour!

It's bonkers but I'd go for Antony. Which I know is ridiculous before anyone says so.

It's a rock and a hard place. Can't spend too much due to FFP; but no point getting people in who aren't a proper step up. The situation is obviously not ideal. What's the solution? Fucked if I know

We'd just find something else to be annoyed about!

Paraphrasing but "You'll be lucky to get one of those signings the way things are going" sounds a lot like whining. Be glad when the window is over, the sharp insight that we need better players is starting to get a bit old.

https://youtu.be/lyHSjv9gxlE

Is he actually injured, or just is it the case that he likes to "pulisicky"

Acceptable.

It's a defeat, sadly.

Hindsight is 20:20

Any and Dec to narrate obviously

Not going to lump on, I hope everyone ends up a bit happier with transfers come end of window. Even if not 100% satisfied, we're in a better place now than we've been in a long time. Oh, and Paqueta.

Don't fall for it.

It could have been so much darker if he'd said 'Steve Bruce' instead of Kevin Keegan.

Worryingly worrying?

Maybe we can sell Wood to Forest? They seem to be buying basically everyone. And Wood, Forest. Come on.

Ramos Encounters of the Third Kind

Vamos, Ramos!

Skibby dibby dibby bop badap boop

It's a mad Scrabble for his signature. If he signs we'll be due a night on the tiles!

Bruce was interested but he thought it was Pancetta