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He's got Eva Green's phone number for you

That's Mister Howe to you.

Viz Top Tip: instead of requesting a thread to be locked, I just avoid that thread entirely and save myself minutes of time and bother

Lucas talking too?

He's on the forum?

Market rates are set by both buyers and sellers, after all.

Does Paqueta like golf? And should I register the domain name again? Bizarrely the old www.hitzfeldforthetoon.com URL takes you to some Danish page. No idea what's up there.

Everyone accepted Bruno was a great deal. What a bargain. But don't try to drive a hard bargain like that again apparently

Leicester want compensation for Shearer viciously kicking Neil Lennon, as part of the deal

About three people = everyone? Oh, new account this one. Nothing suss

I can't totally blame other clubs baulking at low starting bids when we paid so much for Chris Wood. Didn't set an ideal precedent.

So much for wanting to prove himself in the Premier league.

We're signing the queen?

I won't rule this out Maddison being another smokescreen. Got to love a screen, made of smoke.

Pizsed is right.

"Can I get another series?"

They do have a Red's True Barbecue in Manchester, so anything is possible.

Maybe Sesko's agent just likes that craft beer and chicken wings place in Newcastle.

It's a lot of W-players.

Timo! There's only one Timo etc.

Nice to see one-touch stuff.

There seems to be a concerted effort to signpost via the media how we won't be a pushover in the marketplace. Which I get, but it feels a little overdone.

Nice passing! But ugh, arrogance and greed.

Lingard hattrick

Belta Vigo!