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He's the best! At being the worst... At being awful! Etc.

Could get a decent BMX for that

Zirkzee sounds more like Xerxes from 300

If not done, he'll forever be Hugo Ekidickhead

'Watch your DMs marra'

No

"Ashes to Ashworth, Mike to Mandy" Could probably make it more general re. improvement from previous awfulness. But no-one's singing it anyway.

Ash to Ashes, Worth to Worthy We know Charnley was a turkey Taking this club to an all time low

He's a pacey legend!

Now to release the Woodgate clone from cryo-storage and we're done at the back.

Are we imprisoning him now?

If only his name were 'Woods'.

Hopefully he's quite vocal as a keeper. Be good to see a screaming Pope. </culture>

Just joined the forum ten minutes ago, eh. Might want to give it a bit of time before trolling.

Sometimes I don't want us to be realistic, sell him the dream!

'Picking up the pieces after he leaves'. Bloody hell, get the violins out

The Svend is nigh

Hopefully he hasn't torn his cartridge

Hopefully he'll sign, if only to console us.

As has been pointed out - the 'ready to fly' tweet in that is from Jan 31st

Get out!

In other news, Shearer signs for 15 mill

Right-sided isn't he?

Such momentum when in full flow as well.