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I just don't understand how Gordon can't play on the right. Barnes on left. Doesn't this make any sense? Sigh.

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"Memories of Jack Clarke" RIP

What is it about relatively long-running transfer sagas that I find more disappointing than a bolt-from-the-blue signing? I think I just get fed up with it all and don't care how it ends at some point.

As long as this doesn't count as tapping him up. Let's not faucet. Etc

Never happening now!

Just Tap it in. Tap tap tap-a-roo. Tappy tappy tappy.

If we don't get Tapsoba, maybe try Tapudon.

Sure, just no-one does them anymore as they're not legally meaningful as far as one's contract is concerned, but they can still impact loyalty bonuses.

No-one puts in requests anymore. Just isn't done.

Zero interest really.

Joelio Geordio!

Feels a bit captain hindsight this.

Well, Bruno, Isak, Botman... oh.

If they don't accept this then fuck 'em

At least he wasn't on a zero hours contract, which would have definitely been an Ashley reference

That just shows it's pointless keeping up with the minutiae of transfer gossip and hearsay, and especially using it a basis to judge the clubs involved.

I remember that. Most won't.

Money can't buy success, makes you wonder why spending is limited. Journo sounds like a right donk.

It does make you wonder, hypothetically if a PL club had the entire England team/squad on its payroll, couldn't the manager just be England manager as well?

Good one for the nude NUFC calendar. For those who want to see Osula Undress.

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The teams above has have had years of extra investment to underpin everything. And they didn't have the regulations in place that exist now to hold them back.