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Typical. The club have no people associated with them with the capacity for violence. Right when you need them too!

Anyone remember Gerrard to Chelsea? Just say no. Let time pass. The player will get over it.

These days, right, these days - if you only have one good right footed centre back, you're probably going to be arrested, right, and put in jail.

If you don't think there's a hope of NUFC making a step up to the heady echelons that 'deserve' a player like Isak - I don't know why you are even here.

Just keep the disinfectant ready for the seats after they're gone and you'll be fine.

"I'm sorry sir, the selling party to the house you've agreed to buy has raised the price by 100k." Just pay it and you'll be okay for the next 25 years. Just pay it. Pay it. PAY IT.

Also, the season hasn't started.

Neither have you it seems. Bet you get blocked well though.

I'm sure Ekitike can pick up an injury at Liverpool.

If you could guarantee that's all the deduction it would be, then that's fine. But I wouldn't bet my house on it only being 3 points. Would you?

I was at that West Ham away match. Remember it well.

So can we...

"Freddie Shepherd is great, I remember it being worse before etc."

I think they're likely to say 'something something Nottingham Forest something'.

We need to think of a way to take down one of Liverpool or Man City, though. Those 'twin towers' of the PL are definitely what we're aiming for.

Also "I hate Newcastle, here we go!" as he burns a toon shirt. With a Newcastle fan still wearing it

Wissaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

"You lost me in the first half, not gonna lie." But those last two lines made everything worthwhile.

It's turning into a right soap opera.

Perhaps, perhaps not. Title-winners are often preferred by football players looking to move but they don't always get their own way.

Again, Ekitike didn't want to come to Newcastle. We've not missed out on someone there, he never has wanted NUFC.

Look, just offer to pay them what they want! Whereupon they up the price.

Don't kid youtself. Paraphrasing but I remember it said that not all brexiteers were racists, but most racists were for brexit. Pretty sure the same applies here.