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You say Woltemade, I say Woltemade! Temade, Temade, Temade, Temade Let's fuck Isak off

Now let us unite in hoping Isak's legs explode.

I hope he gets a hattrick against Barcelona. "There's only two Tinos"

Not so much the nein-ties, as the ja danke-ties.

I think it's fair to say any loyalty bonuses should be withheld at this point, transfer request or not. Let them bring their legal team to the table.

We don't need to go into it here but yeah, it is a bit worse. It heavily implies it's demeaning to do so because that's not what straight men do. None of the other terms has a nod towards homophobia in the same way. You can check out the online discourse. I had an electrician recently use the N-word in a way I'm sure he just thought was a generic term of abuse etc. as well - doesn't make it right when you consider it a bit more, and won't be hiring him again obvs!

The name Woltemade is a Low German form of the name Woltemate, which means "light-hearted" or "of a good disposition." It originates from Germany and is connected to the Germanic words for "well" or "good" and "mind" or "disposition." Isak, on the other hand, means 'frickin' arsehole'

Mike - you brought me up on making a joke at the expense of Jota, and yep, hands up, you were right to do that. Fair enough. However 'cocksucker' is rooted in homophobia and there's no need for it.

Alex Isaktually a dick

Never underestimate the depths one will go to when they've been pushed too far.

At the last minute insist on a swap deal with Jota. That's right fuck off!

Sell him to Real Madrid. Heat up some soup. Stick an egg in it. Pork pie sausage roll.

New players? In this economy?

If PSR weren't a thing we'd be more able to sign a replacement at the wage required. Pyramid Scheme Rules more like, funnelling everything upwards.

We need paragraphs.

Kalimuendo? More like... in your endo

NUFC 'edging' sounds more appropriate

Yes if playing Football Manager but real life seems to be more complicated.

Feels like the Rooney situation when he was definitely off to City. I imagine he'll stay and the reputational rehab begins.

If we have a striker in place, then he's more dispensable. Thus cheaper. They're just waiting, like dicks.

Waiting to hear Man United out doesn't sound like 'desperate to play for Newcastle' though eh. :/

I keep thinking of Norman Wisdom shouting 'Mr Ramsdale' (rather than Mr Grimsdale).

Well you just turn up at the end to shoot the predictions down. Just like you did to Carlito.