buzz

I know they were great last season but when you look at Schar and Botman tonight it does seem ballsy to play two centre halves almost totally physically immobile

0% win probability

We look even worse

We're physically not fit for purpose. That midfield three is an abomination. Three of the back four are incredibly slow and Botman has looked ruined post injury. God knows what we did with his treatment

Intimidated as usual by big away games.

He's far too immobile to do that (Bruno is incredibly slow but good on the turn and in close quarters, Schar would get eaten alive as a midfielder)

Play a back five?

Same old shite really, flat midfield five, everyone knackered, Isak just standing around totally isolated. Like the CL away games but even worse

This is appalling man. Get Isak off now and save him for the cup

Game over then Keep it respectable please lads

We'd have been better off sticking Gordon up front tonight and saving Isak. Total waste of a game for him again, feels like our CL away games

Getting absolutely suffocated

Rob Edwards is great

Noo you must comply with the Big Six's wishes

Very lucky to get anything out of that. Awful

Ritchie fair enough

Ritchie. Fuck off man

Back to being unable to move again. God knows what we do in training

So much for this "easy run in". The teams just below us are even better suit to give us the run around - we're so one paced.

This is tragic

That's that.

God our back line is pathetically slow

Sounds very difficult to prove.

Of all the injuries. His body is genuinely falling apart. Olivier Bernard 2006 return esque. Get rid

Ritchie and Dummett next?