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Lots of dogshit teams in the league this year. Us, Fulham, WBA, West Ham, Sheff Utd, possibly Burnley too if Dyche walks.

Leeds have bid £15m for Cantwell

Guessing that's Ritchie at left back and Joelinton on the wing. God thats bad

Nope he was born in 89

Surely very close to a season suspension now.

Holding is not horrible Arteta wants to keep him for a reason. Chambers however is just junk fodder that gets farmed out to relegation teams every year on loan.

James Justin weak like a baby

Carroll is so bad Imagine starting him in 2020

Holding is much better

Surprised he was allowed back after that condescending bit he did with the female pundit about her understanding of tactics last year

This Everton team could've been us if the takeover went through

Much more likely sadly.

Got to get rid of Joe asap before his value depreciates into negative figures. Could probably score £10m from some idiots in Turkey or China

Joelinton out and Origi in would be great business

Yedlin is not good enough but I'd rather play him than Krafth given a straight choice. Unfortunately I think Bruce probably fancies Krafth as an emergency central defender so his versatility will see him stay...

Why the fuck is there a PL source? After everything that's happened/been threatened?

Spurs are terrible. Just a totally one-paced team of plodders. Shocking deterioration from that young energetic team Poch developed in 2015/16.

The bisexual bit sounds like a running joke the real MA would have with his cohort

Unless PIF walk away again They clearly don't enjoy being dictated to.

Didn't he say exactly the same thing about a month or so ago Guy knows nothing Ashley had dinner with the players and coaching staff the other night, so assuming what Bruce is saying comes straight from him.

One of our best players so good news. Just need a takeover now

If the consortium were ready to physically take over the club and funds were in place, then there's no way they just leave it now surely? Discussions must be ongoing?

If PIF are back at the table it's a different proposition though.

Qatar Assemble!

Very morbidly curious to see what happens when Ashley's parasitic legal team (maybe supported softly by the Saudi state?) take on the corrupt PL/Qatari juggernaut in a court battle. Amazing.