buzz

Looks like something out of Independence Day

still not convinced i'm not dreaming all this from inside a coma or something

unreal

Guarantee he's absolutely dazed and confused by it all. Cunt won't have a clue what's going on

Amazing to have gone from the despair of Wolves and the Bruce NUST stuff to this in such a short space of time

seethe

Really well researched if it was a fake with the middle names and correct DOBs And the timing with it precipitating today's developments...

Everton look much better under Rafa than they did under Ancelotti

What was the thing Jowell messed up on and accidentally disclosed from the confidential portion of the hearing? (assuming that's what it was)

Jowell just laughing lol

Love Bielsa but Leeds are in trouble imo

No doubt whatsoever that Bruce will fluke a win.

Allardyce will return if Bruce resigns imo.

Darlow's not great or anything but he'd clearly not make those basic errors. Woodman reminds me of what Jak Alnwick was like in goal

Woodman is pure shit

Very pro Saudi Twitter account that associated itself with a lot of the takeover folks last year. There were always suspicions about it but Steve Wraith claimed to know "Kate Stewart" and said she was a real person. Turns out today the entire account was a Saudi propaganda op, ran by Al Qahtani and an "unidentified person based in England."

Even worse when you see part 2 of the tweet

Krafth out means only one thing. The stars are aligning chaps. It's Elmo time.

I'm amazed this one hasn't happened, especially considering Bruce clearly doesn't rate Manquillo. Presumably only Ashley's cheapness is saving us from a Brucey/Elmo reunion. Won't pay that 15k a week?

Farter-Vickers. He's absolutely shit.

Lascelles and Ritchie are utterly shit

Never. He'll stay if/when we go down.

Krafth will be back, no doubt whatsoever. Can't fucking get away from that cunt