Ben

The EPL will never question any transfer

If he was any good Liverpool's new Slut would be in for him.

What would anyone do if he went for £100 million

I'm up for a few Man U type sponsorship deals, do we even have an official toothpick sponsor

I'm not saying I wouldn't have to adjust, I burnt my shins yesterday sitting for 45 mins in the Stanley sun.

I'll not die, I gave my season ticket up when Bruce signed his new contract and then we got taken over a few months later by the richest people in the world. Lucky Ben.

Nee way, if someone offered me two years work and i could retire very comfortably, I'd jump at it.

Scaling back on a £2 trillion project to build a 100 mile city means we can't buy DCL

Close this fucking shite

Canny bet for tonight's games

I wouldn't worry one bit about the future price if someone is willing to pay £40 million for a player we've never seen I'd sell him in a shot

Can Amanda not just do a TV interview and demand Everton accept our piss poor bid ?

Poor fucker, Man U are the biggest club in the world ya kna.

US owners init

Connor Gallager booking 6/1 seems like a good bet after his performance the other night. Gordon for Trent was the change that needed to be made like.

Our AC Milan poster was absolutely gutted when he lost Tonali and Hall looked very special towards the end of the season

Has Manc Ashley actually done a deal yet ?

Shit aye, I forgot Arteta trolls football forums looking for transfer hints, anyway I have it on good authority that Isac has Ba tendons that are about to explode at any moment, scroll on Michel.

FFS Arsenal man, buy a fucking striker, stop pissing about with midfielders and use all your money on an out and out 25 goal striker.

I think it goes to show just how much faith we as fans have in Howe

Man U are going to be hilarious this season

TBF his transfer does tick a lot of boxes - English Good age Last year of contract Seems like a good bloke Will move to the area Could play alongside Isac Will fit straight in Reasonable price.

When your criteria for making rules is basically *keep the top 6 happy, make sure no team can financially threaten them, keep Newcastle from spending* It's going to end in tears somewhere down the line.

Has anyone seen him play ? Is he worth adding to the first team squad or are we making a killing at £40 million ?

Burton might swap places with them with their new ownership