Ben

Na, sacred ground that, I did something beautiful in those communal changing rooms with a lass from Wallsend

I bet that A1 near the Angel has probably cost more than that, I hope it wont take as long to finish like

The Saudis have probably made £2b in the time its taken me to scratch my Leazers

That shit rumour will do for me bonny lad, let's get this sorted.

Double that man, we'll just sell the lasses team to ourselves for £100 million

Liverpool's defence will be interesting this season.

Let's just build this fucking thing in black and white

Man Utds new £50 million hard man center half. Or a young skinny Cleveland from Family Guy

I'm putting them in my end of season 4 fold lucky 15 bet to get relegated

Wey man give owa

Have they got wor brave lads working in their sweat shop

So we are signing some players, not sure who, ganna be goodins, maybe not.

Have these young fellas made any signings yet ?

Jonny Evans as well

I've heard DCL is a bit of a Camper V............I can't even finish that fuckin shite

Sometimes buildings just catch fire after multiple bids to purchased them are turned down

Fuckin love Tents me

And then give him a ridiculous signing on fee

In times like these you need to ask yourself " what would the Victorians or the Edwardians do ?"

Leazes Park as close as possible to the current stadium. Turn the current ground into a Wembley way with bars and restaurants either side

Howay man let's get these transfers sorted

I hope he brings his shithousery back

Steve Bruce could have that England team to the final with probably the same tactics as Southgate.