Ben

Amanda is on her holidays so hopefully she can get back in time

Managers last about 6 months a piece in the Saudi national team

Rodgers linked already

I feel fine, doesn't seem as bad as everyone said it would be.

Have we just been sportswashed ?

Ashley's final insult is to make some fucka else pay this fella off.

I hope Amanda is in Wilkos next to the Black Garter tomorrow cos she'll need bog roll, light bulbs and a shit load of bleach

I just seen a story on Twitter of a Gorilla dying in its owners arms.............too soon Twitter............too soon.

I knew that Premier League CAT lawyer looked shit.

I'm having a glass of wine

When Ashley took over I was a 32 year old tee total, fit and healthy Adonis with a shock of blonde hair.............now look at me, I comb my hair with a barbecue fork and my sofa "fits" me. I deserve this.

If they didn't pay it the deal wouldn't happen ?

Have the Saudis paid $1 billion to make this go through ?

He hasn't been a bad owner really, remember the time the little scamp sacked one of the greatest managers in the clubs history to bring in the hated Wise who was based in London, or the time he renamed the stadium to carry the branding of his tat shop. Or the time the cheeky monkey took the clubs property, sold it and pocketed the money for himself, the time he hired that foul mouthed tramp, or the time he lay waste to the greatest monument of our great city and let it rot. Na fuck him, I hope him and Bruce dig their graves with a knife and fork.

I once watched Hugh Fernly Witherspoon make Black Pudding and it didn't put me off.

I think Bruce would rather walk than have that sort of pressure.

It's a problem that can't and won't go away until the end of the TV deals

Probably the best money the club will ever spend

Must have Amanda lined up for interview tonight

Nothing can go wrong now

Possibly the worst thing ever written

Lampard, Gerrard, Howe,

Fuck it, the mood I'm in I'm having 50p on both keepers getting a yellow 200/1, should get me a few cans

What will happen to poor Charners ? I bet he wishes he made a few more club donations to the food bank now.