Ben

I'm not watching the match but looking at the stats are massively in Arsenal's favour

Union Berlin even money at home seems a canny bet today

Amanda will sort this

So Sky hate Chelsea now

Sat in the drivers seat cant be a crime, did they catch him on public roads ?

Me to, looks like a poor mans Bruno TBF, Chelsea's left back is shite.

Enzo looks canny, one of Mount or Gallagher will have to go though

I thought he was " incandescent with rage" ?

Potter does not fit Chelsea, he wont last, ZZ will be in by the end of the month.

Man U Eriksen ?

Any black player is "athletic" any Asian player is "busy"

Not bothered in the slightest it could come off Turkey Teeths arse for all I care so long as we win

52000 is not big enough, something needs to be done, Gallowgate expansion with the East stand glass wall would be my preferred choice

Falling like a stone, however my new team will soon have me going back up

If you drive from Chester to Stanley you can see it just past ouston, there's also a great view up from sunniside on the top of the country road

I think I've just stumbled into my greatest ever fantasy first 11, obviously cursed it now but on paper it's amazing.

A cup win and a top 4 finish would hopefully mean we made some serious signings

This lass on SSN showing me her blue arse is canny

They said we did, red card must mean -1 goal

TBF we did lose the second half

We are going to fuck this summer window into Chelsea's face.

Did someone say that Chelsea have already spent £30 million for each of the next 10 transfer windows ?

He looked fantasic in the first half

Sage holiday winging its way to my boss just now

Imagine the players left out of the 25 tho