Ben

Bruce will be so smug now that he's convinced Ashley to spend some money just like he told us he would 8 months ago

Haha shit, combination of Chinese spy phone, sausage fingers and crap autocorrect.

If I was a top player I would want at least one free transfer to try and maximise my singing on fee

Apparently only 4000 tickets left for Sunday

I take it nobody wants ASM, Wilson or Ritchie?

It wasn't every Man U fan that protested it was a hard core few with the same agenda, we have the same at Newcastle however they gave up on Ashley years ago, the closest we have now is the away support.

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I'm taking fanteam pretty serious this season so I joined football fix, I can post their latest concensus team if you want a few ideas.

TBF we also have an 8 page thread on their new striker Kaplunk from Torquay

Twitter thinks it's the length of the contract Newcastle want 6 years he wants 3

I don't know why everyone is panicking, it's not like we don't have midfielders that can step in with his goal scoring record, have we even seen Jeff in a Newcastle shirt since we stole him from Burnley ?

Another reason why Bruce is a lucky lucky man and will survive another season

He must want a lot more than £90k

Is there a chance the Willock transfer doesn't go through?

Willock out, we want no big shots here.

1 - 1 nothing game 0 - 0 at halftime

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I thought we would be cert for relegation but Norwich, Brentford and Watford not to mention Palace and Burnley look like they will stink the place out and Bruce gets another free ticket into next season

This Willock deal is taking some time, it's almost as though he's waiting for a better deal to happen.

The easy ride Mike Ashley gets off the local press is embarrassing, I went to a talk in a few years ago and the general feeling with the press guys was "Newcastle have no debt, they live within their means and are well ran unlike other clubs that pile up loans" Nobody will challenge him because they get a ban and its their job to cover Newcastle, John Gibson is the only man calling them out, but nobody reads or listens to him.

Don't get me wrong I think he's a great player but why does nobody else?

What are we seeing in Willock that nobody else does ?

Aye, I can't see why they can't put their own money in, it's the leverage buy outs that should be stopped but those are the ones that go through the quickest.