Ben

Matterface "One of the floodlights is down to 25%, I'm sure England can light a path with goals tonight" What the fuckin hell does that mean ?

Eh !!! Ah shit it's Bet365

Bet builder for the Scotland game BTTS Denmark to win Both teams to receive a card Over 5 corners 10/1

I wonder if he'll go Lewis and Murphy as full backs with Ritchie and Fraser just in front of them ?

As you do

0-0 at half time, counter attack with two players, 65 minutes for the first sub, bring on an attacker at 89 minutes, rinse and repeat no matter the standard of opposition

The games are a bit shite tonight

Would the Premier league allow the Saudis to be the main sponsor of the league instead of Barclays ?

Champion we'll just say our sponsor money comes from the 1.5%

I don't think Wraith was at the Brighton game TBF

I'm still yet to see what the new owners have done to make us a laughing stock, nothing but class so far.

Republic of Ireland 23/20 against Luxembourg seems generous

It will be interesting to see which players have impressed with a clean slate, also it's a good thing just now for Howe, but the amount of players we have on international duty is a joke considering we are an established Premier league club.

I saw him pissed in Whickham once and he might have been, he couldn't even stand up

I loved that strip

Did you get that from Oddschager ? I did the same bet for £1.60 and cashed out before the L Orient goal

Currently 10 points of the top half with 27 games to play + transfer window to come, your right it's a tough ask but it's good value @ 33/1, £340 for a top half finish will do me.

Sky bet eddie howe special today Newcastle to finish in the top half this season 33/1

I'm sure they named their kid after each other, Sawyer Matterface

Putting the hours in, working hard !!! Standing outside the training ground hounding our new manager trying his best to do his job ? Fucking idiot.

Numpty pundits still fail to understand we don't demand wins we demand trying to win, if we lose fair do's, I bet even Shelvey would be forgiven if he follows instructions and gives his all.

I didn't say it at the time (in fact I was critical of Howe) but from what I've seen and heard so far I think we got the better deal with Howe rather than Emery.

I still never got my question answered about how Charlotte is on the board

The bloke at Everton sponsored a sign at the training ground for millions £££

Can the other clubs actually stop these sponsorship deals going through ?