Ben

I'm not sure what you can do but I would very much appreciate it if you beat him

He hasn't got a clue where to be

Is Charnley terrified of sacking Bruce ? after McClaren its his second major fuck up

In the current climate of zero fans attending games it doesn't matter what club you go to on a short term loan.

Yeah I got a Facebook message this morning from someone called 'Mohammed Jaffer'. He sends me a screenshot of my Fantasy account and says 'Is this your account?'. I look on my Fantasy and who am I playing in the cup this week, yes Mohammed Jaffer. Stalking much ? That fella really wants to win, I hope you stuff him, keep us posted please

Does that mean the EPL will give us some points back ?

Jones is here now, Bruce gone this week I reckon.

Wasn’t it confirmed he increased the price at the last minute? He’s a chancer trying to get as much money as he can for the club. Was that not with the fellas that are trying to buy Derby ? "if they are that rich what's another £10 million" with the benefit of hindsight it looks like he was smoking them out, I don't think Ashley has done anything to rock the boat on this takeover

Thanks, that's my replacement for Kane sorted on fantasy football.

I hope this new fella Jones isn't making Bruce and the boys work to hard this week, my sources tell me they have been in at the crack of dawn this week....10:30 and most days the car park has still had cars in well after 13:00

Nice lad him, he's off NufcMatters that you all hate.

Thats it all done KSA will approve the Bein licence if the EPL approve the takeover and they in turn will be guaranteed the £300million TV money off Qatar unlike the Chinese deal which cost them millions. Everyone gets what everyone wants except the top 6 who were used the whole time so Qatar could get their massive KSA subscription audience Sorted

Bruce showing his new assistant boss the nutrition zone just outside the training ground

They did mention on the Steve Wraith show last night that the latest Bein TV premier league deal was based on their broadcast been sold in SA, so once Qatar and SA strike a deal all road blocks will be removed

I think Shelvey is a lot more damaging to Newcastle than Richie ever was

I wonder if Jones will go on a spending spree after the Everton defeat on Saturday?

Newcastle are a shell of a club that is ran on a shoestring, our caretaker manager if Bruce goes was the groundsman, Charnley or Shola, we now have a bloke that could take over for a short period, I just dont understand the fanfair.

Chelsea fans going mad on Talksport about the new fellas first starting 11

A penalty in the Brighton v Fulham game 7/4

This Jones fella doesn't owe Ashley money like Pardew does he?

He may as well have said "I'm here to paint the place before Rafa arrives"

Why the fuck has Newcastle getting a new member of the backroom team caused such a commotion ? there is definitely something going on here.

I imagine he'll just use his first team picking wheel of fortune

I always thought Lennon ferociously headbutted Shearers foot, it was a good job David Batty was there to man handle Lennon off the pitch before he could do anymore damage.