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I wonder if he does sign, in his interview for the press, will he say he's always been a huge NUFC fan or will he just shrug his shoulders and say, 'they made me an offer I couldn't refuse'.

I'll paste this for masterbatery material

O shit

Isn't this guy meant to be wank? I've not taken much notice of him.

Forgive the ignorance but could someone explain the PFM please? I've got a rough idea just want to comform lol. Thanks

Why the fuck would 1. We buy Tarkowski and 2. Would Burnley sell him to us after we just nicked their striker. I hope this is total bollocks.

Was at the match today, depressing to say the least. Thought we had a good chance of staying up, however this season is beginning to feel like previous relegation seasons. Too many draws against relegation rivals, bad luck, narrow but key officiating decisions going against us and obviously some piss poor performances from the team and senior/better players not stepping up. Although I'm thrilled with getting rid of Ashely etc, the new ownership feel like they are making too many mistakes when they can't afford to. Maybe harsh as they've only been here a very short amount of time. But in the current circumstances there needs to be some direct and drastic action taken. Some very poor individual performances today and obvious we need a new midfield.

We need to stay up and I think the summer maybe the time we get the upgrades as our barging position will be much better. We're bending over for the soap at the minute.

As underwhelming as it might seem, one very unscientific way that I judge a player is when they come on as a sub in a game do I think 'o shit' and I have with Wood. He's also not got a bad record so considering our dire situation this might be a decent signing when looking back through the mist of time.

Chris Wood coming up for a medical apparently according to a couple including the Edwards character.

All I know is this Amazon documentary is going to be very interesting, hopefully in a good way and not STID way...

Twitter is a shit show embarrassment at the best of times but our 'fans' seem to go going hyper victim mode at the minute.

Says 30/40m? bit of a fucking difference between 30 and 40 million, must be absolutely making up the amount.

Que bid rejected tweet in 3...2...1...

40m apparently.

Well after the pure endorphin rush of transfer stories this week, this has been a MASSIVE comedown. Half expecting to wake up and have Ashley still owning us and the last 4 months had all been a dream!

Think this game has underlined one thing to me. I'll be fucking thrilled with Botman and Carlos but fuck me we NEED a Striker!

Longstaff has looked every bit the 1m player in this...absolute tom tit!

We have zero bite in the final 3rd the roar of a 2 lb tabby.

It's been postponed I think.

The ref even kick out at him, he'd obviously been winding him up during the game lol. I do like the look of this guy, he looks physically strong and an "athlete" so really will be excited at him coming.