Schecter

Fuck me Miggy, great goal

Longstaff, get the cunt off he's fucking shit, not fit to play at the level we want to play at. Ant good enough.

For someone so tall, how is Burn so shite in the air

This ref is giving them fucking everything

Ohnana spoiling himself there, he's looked very tidy so far. But that was ridiculous and why it was even checked has baffled me.

How is that a foul by Murphy, Gordon was pulling his shirt to hold him back

Thank god Rashford missed that. Couldn't stand losing to both Liverpool and Manure by last gasp winners.

We should have a good chance to absolutely rinse these at St James.

Fergie time

Longstaff doing his usual of spending too much time on the ball and someone coming round the back and nicking it off him.

This window has been very good from a post Ashley perspective, probably high end adequate from a normal fan perspective. The only niggling issue/feeling I have is the squad is paper thin, feel like we've tried to go for unrealistic/tried to drive too hard a bargin (Maddison/Harrison) at times rather than going for a couple of mid range (solid prem or experienced foreign league) players in the 20m bracket. Ones that will improve the squad short term. Know the argument that you don't want to bloat an already fucking jabba the hut sized squad of shite but just feel like this could be an oppertunity missed. Especially if we get injuries but overall I'm happy and just think it's the enthusiasm and excitement to see what Howe could do.

Let Lascelles take it for you.

Swear it's been 90 minutes for five minutes now.

Shagged her. Shagged her and yeah of course Shagged her too

Really need to keep the ball but without any of our quality players available, we will just keep inviting the pressure.

Tindal going through his holiday snaps with Anderson before he comes on.

Does Fabinho just get to do whatever the fuck he wants

Must be a sub with the games ahead in mind otherwise, it's an absolutely baffling decision. Isak can hold the ball up really well too. But lol ks like he might have a knock.

And they all have asthma..

Gomez has been pretty clumsy so far.

Beglin saying that wasn't a foul? Seriously take your Liverpool shirt off for a minute you twat.

Use the Brave Browser and it will sort that right out.

It is Andre 'Homer' Marriner

Big blow, especially how he's been playing. Going to be an interesting team sheet but still think Howe will start Isak on the bench.

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