RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

This season, we've have conceded the most goals at the Leazes end, majority of goals have occurred during the second half of games having conceded 19 goals in the final 15 minutes of matches, think were fucked 2nd half running up that hill (No Kate bush jokes ta)

Just catapult him out of a pair of your underpants held between 2 cranes if can find 2 strong enough to hold the fat fuck

Could maybe use him to bulldoze Leazes Terrace ?

Here we go, we’re so back again man just gone 2nd favourites with bookies for next years title

Aye I’m not trying to do the lad dirty, just offering a bit context, West Ham were & are woeful, would dearly love the lad to be the solution to our striker problems however have my doubts, my feeling is he’s going to be an impact sub / back up striker in the PL but obvs would love to be wrong

Perhaps a bit of context on his performance on Sunday, he was playing against West Ham, not wanting to piss on anyones chips but honestly I would of backed myself to of notched at least a hatrick against them Kids improving from a very low bar but aye maybes he's a decent back up to a proper striker, which won't be the Waterbuffalo or Wolte imo

Sounds like you hate him you ?

I was there

Kennedy

Defiantly worth spreading though imo

If you see @Fak in there minesweeping half drunk pints mind ya business

Isak and Ekitike have both missed more games in one season, than Salah has in 9 years

sure to get voted down no ? the ones who can spend will continue to do so, the ones that can’t won’t want the gap getting any bigger bet it’s the Makams vote that sways it also

The same team that have smashed the shit out of us 7-3 on aggregate this season A terrible reflection of where we are as a team man, we’re in no position to criticise these lads being as shite as we are like

worth every penny of the £65M he’s cost us for that alone

inject it

If anyone knows who’s quoting on the job I know a few brickies who’ve long since retired from Düsseldorf

I like it, where will the Keegan Borga van be sited ?

Was sat in an airport (not Sunderland) today listening to a SMB explain to some bemused Irish people how much of a better chairman Nial Quinn was than PIF as he “personally paid for some buses back to chicken town form Bristol) actually went on to say the Saudis were offering Newcatle to someone called Kiril as a get out clause as they’re skint Makes my head wobble

He was always removed from us, seen it as a job / stepping stone, just another off the conveyor belt of cunts who’ve befell the inigomy of having to play for us whilst their heart beats elsewhere poor lambs

he’s a nice lad, just needs a bit encouraging

We have totally fucked this up, young lad like this could be our new John ruddy