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Things have changed

Defo added min £10M onto Arsenals buying price with that performance, the Lazarus levels of recovery are to be commended imo, remarkable turn of events We would of won Sunday with this performance

We’ve said that all season

He's playing canny

How many are hoping for a cruciate injury for this Italian stallion tonight ?

Dominic Calvert-Lewin (playing for England)

I was responding to your inaccurate comment

Lovely touch from Wissa sending him his shirt

5 seasons including this (aye he was injured this one) however lots of players get injured, part of the game statistics don’t lie, infact 92% of people don’t believe them

He's scored 46 goals in 5 seasons in Prem league

Players in their 30s here John Ruddy (Goalkeeper, Age 39) Kieran Trippier (Right-Back, Age 35) Fabian Schär (Centre-Back, Age 34) Nick Pope (Goalkeeper, Age 33) Dan Burn (Centre-Back, Age 33) Mark Gillespie (Goalkeeper, Age 33) Emil Krafth (Right-Back, Age 31) Jacob Murphy (Right Winger, Age 31) Yohan Wissa (Useless Cunt, Age 138) In their 20s Lewis Hall (21) Alex Murphy (21) William Osula (22) Tino Livramento (23) Anthony Elanga (23) Malick Thiaw (24) Jacob Ramsey (24) Nick Woltemade (24) Sandro Tonali (25) Anthony Gordon (25) Sven Botman (26) Joe Willock (26) Aaron Ramsdale (27) Bruno Guimarães (28) Harvey Barnes (28) BIg Joe (29) My Guess is at least 7 of the players in their 20s poss won't be here next season (A Murphy, Ossula, Tino, Elanga, Tonali, Willock, Ramsdale) IMO non of the players in their 30s should be anywhere near a progressive ambitious club as we purport to be (Yassa / Ted Lasso CEO) if that were to happen (big big ask I know) how do we replace the 30yr olds & the possible 7 from their 20s? I very much doubt Howe would buy into the revolution desired amongst some of the fan base, he's imo a much more pragmatic / evolution type of manager, I fear the anchors of our past will remain our anchors going forward as Howe puts so much emphasis on "the leadership group / favourites" If were to become a dynamic / forward thinking club the shackles have to come off our predisposition of playing it safe with signings of proven premier league standing, were paying millions a year for statisticians, scouts, directors of this that & the fucking tother yet standing still / regressing ? I think we all accept the shitshow our last summer transfer window turned into, however can we be absolutely sure we have the right people in place to avoid another decimating fuck up again ? i'm not entirely convinced

A hate him me

Makams have more chance than us of European football statistically speaking

Fair to say Makams have more chance of Europe than us ?

Brilliant man, its on the podium that post for sure

Honestly

Easily solved all of this after reading the comments, all we need is a Brad Pit / Burt Reynolds clone of a manager who can sign an unknown striker from Europe who can score 30 goals a season for around £8M, he needs to play a 4-4-fuckin 2 formation. A complete revamp of the defence & keeper who will integrate In the 4 week close season allowing the opposition to score a maximum of 10 goals next season. A hybrid midfield of Miley, Bruno, Elliot & Minteh, same manager will need to sell Elanga & Wissa for a small profit & be Louis Theroux levels of an interviewee, same manager will need the teeth of a Hollywood A lister, & dress like Louis Vuitton.

How did you know my name was Scary? Brad!

Could you post a picture of yourself for comparison please Brad ?

Gawd

He's one player who wouldn't of bottled it yesterday The gorgeous cunt

Would love to see the likes of Willock, Elanga, Barnes, Wolte, Tripps, Gordon try to impose themselves in games like this, Soft shites the lot of them

Yes I clocked that too Must be infuriating for rest of players, I'm old & ugly enough to know when someone can play football or not & this lad is never going to make it here as long as I've got a hole in my arse

His father has just died, prob the reason for any contingency