RUHRLYASLEEVESUP

Comedy football

Can anyone name our Number 9 ?

Oh holy fuck

3 subs on with 2 mins to go, Amateurish man FFS

Turbo shit

In fairness he does put a good cross in, particularly from the right hand side, still not utterly convinced hes got the height we need for a commandant CB but he might still grow a bit as still young. Not worth the £70M though

2 hours late, not bad

Any spread on how long Escobar lasts ?

very good

Guhei opens his account for Newcastle Love to see it

Roger

Apologies for being pathetic, there is absolutely zero guarantee they will spend anything even IF they ever did fluke their way out of the shite hole league they seem indeterminabley stuck in, there are far too many chancers deeply ensconced in the place to warrant investment in anything other than their dividend & loan repayments.

The finances the club may or may not gain wont affect the fans (Makams) I'm eluding to, its them that will be dreading playing week in week out & being battered, the financial gain wont gloss over the weekly embarrassment they are nailed on to be exposed to, the "higher uppers" wont mind of course

I reckon 95% of Makams will be secretly dreading going into the premiership IF it ever happens, the decline, neglect & chancing owners have left them in a dreadful position financially, operationally & structurally. With their loan players, Ballard, O'Nein & Co they will be a good bet to beat their record low points total (19) in my book, the idiots

Thats the spirit Have fun, spread apathy

We have completed a deal to sign highly rated Georgian forward, Vakhtang Salia from Dinamo Tbilisi. He will officially join the club on his 18th birthday in August and will remain at Dinamo in the meantime. Welcome to Newcastle United, Vakhtang! There's doubters on here still saying we wont spend big money too - The idiots

Only thing that wins things is money

Eddie Howe has completed his cycle

Dubravka would of saved that

Didn't lose any ground on Arsenal, Man City fluking wins, we still in with a right chance man

Think my issue with Murphy is the message it sends to our purples, someone else pointed out its 3 years of him starting games under PIF, as a standard setter its not great optics for the lads who could win things in other teams, thats the worry for me, plenty have mentioned, Howe included, what a great character he is, aye spot on but that wont help move us to the level we all hope for.