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We haven't been too bad tbd, If Miggy had scored this would be 2-1 to the home team

Jesus, hes prob made 2 errors the entire season lads howay ffs

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Pep for me marra

Beat it

Could see the Makams forfeiting this game tbh

Won't be selling no tickets to the oil boys in protest

That would of been Wan-Bissaka in his back pocket

Expected win, were far too good for these lads

Needs wrapping up in cotton wool, he will do a hamstring

Comfortable expected win against the lesser lights of the PL We move on

Can vividly remember some fans wondering why we bought this lad

Double that

A bit controversial

That's a dog mate It also had one leg shorter than the other & appears to be wearing only 1 flip flop

Brilliant, Incredible game at the Stadium of light last night, complete sell out as usual, incredible crowd & some striker the lad scoring the hatrick, mad mad night, Arsenal looking imperious, Man U looked hilarious as usual & brilliant scenes at Bayern where it takes a woman ref to actually have balls and go against var, brilliant crazy champions league.

2 too many H’s in that

5 points above the relegation places ? We can dream

2 years ago Newcastle were not even on the lips of Arsenal, Man Utd, Chelsea fans lips, we were a northern outpost who most teams in the PL looked at as 6 guaranteed points every year & shower us with platitudes post game & a polite pat on the head, now were rampaging through these teams the biggest compliment those same fans / clubs can pay us is to delight in horrendous (dare I say corrupt) decisions going against us in arguably the biggest club cup competition in world football. Absolutely & completely sumptuous in my eyes to wake up to these kind of idiots revelling in what will in time prove to be irrelevant decisions as this is all a learning curve for us on the way to dominating football in the UK / Europe, I totally revel in the position were in, the burgeoning young talent developing through our ranks, the assured hands on the tiller, the absolute polar opposite of feelings about the club in 2 years are still hard to comprehend for me (Bruce - Eddie) X (Fat cunt - Amanda) I think were all aware we are on the cusp of greatness & I for one am delighted to savour the rise to the top as much as I will devour the winning of cups / leagues in the near future.

Its almost as if Eddie & Ashworth know what they are doing with player recruitment