Moose

The good news is that he no longer looks like a square peg in a round hole playing up front in this system The bad news is that he now looks like a hexagon peg in a rhomboid hole playing in midfield

Gordon looks better up top right now than this fat mess ever has for us

Well, we haven't caved in and there's points to be taken in the second half if we get our act together, so that's at least a huge improvement from our usual Etihad displays. That said, if we equalise they'll probably wake up and go right down the other end and score

It wasn't that long ago our whole team hunted the opposition down in packs and played with a bit of grit and aggression, now we're so meek, in particular our midfield is alarmingly powderpuff and passive.

'Just run it off lad' 'But gaffer, my leg, I feel like it might be broken' 'Are you deaf? I said run until the thing falls off!'

Bet your life savings on a Mateus Nunes hat-trick for the cup game

Two cheeks of the same arse, time to invest in a real #1 GK

Well that transfer going to shit was even more obvious than the Trafford to City one! I can picture him at Everton for some reason

Nathaniel Clyne James Ward Prowse Łukas Fabianski

Raheem Sterling, though I'm not sure if he played at all his season

Yep, Kasper Schmeichel is being booed with every touch 😄 To be fair, he seems to be costing them at least a goal a game, they'd be better off sticking a wardrobe in goal

Celtic 😆 it's just like watching Qarabag

Fenerbache retain their title of the most "oh, is that who he plays for now" team in the world

Nah I'm just messing, in all seriousness this is the sort of transfer I want us to be doing more of.

Thank you for the information Edmund's agent however, this is a fans forum, it would be more prudent if you contacted the club directly to discuss a potential transfer for your client: [email protected] 0344 372 1892

Feels like a good opportunity to post this: https://youtu.be/Pkyd_ZRNVNQ?si=q4tuBEVgmFd0pmNv

I don’t think I'll ever get bored of repeating it 😄

Now that we've all calmed down, can anyone explain to me why there a ridiculously excessive amount of stewards?

We scored more goals tonight than Sunlun have in their entire Yewrapayun history Edit: beaten to it

That'll do donkey, that'll do.

It seems surreal that we're in a CL knockout tie and our players are squabbling about who gets a penalty because one player has already had his fill and it's someone else's turn!

Remember, a draw here isn't a bad result

This a comprehensive pumping up there with the 6-1 vs Spurs and 8-0 vs Sheff Utd

Kin hell, this lot are pish

Gordon & CL games, the best combination since bread & butter