Moose

Alfredo Morelos always looked like he was smuggling a space hopper

If we lose that I'd happily take a great flood, destruction of sodom and 10 plagues all at once. A world where we lose to them at Wembley is not a place I want to live in

These cunts with another tap in of a cup draw

Mackems with another mickey mouse draw as well. You know? The guys who had a beach ball score a goal for them that accuse us of being jammy!

Whey aye of course. The only shock is that it's at home, don't make it look too obvious lads eh?!

Bridges > Natural gas reserves

Brighton away it is then! Edit: Forgot that they got knocked out. Stick with City/Liverpool away

Whilst I'm glad and appreciate that Bloom/Hearts are coming to eat off Celtic and Rangers' plate in Scotland, I'll never overlook the fact that that he's one of the biggest cartel fluffers in England. I also can't stand Brighton, tin pot club with a soulless flat pack stadium filled with gimpy fans from a noncey southern town full of wrinkly old tories. The fact that we can't beat them for love nor money may fuel that hatred somewhat!

Oh fuck off Old Firm! God forbid a team who isn't one cheek of the Glasgow arse wins the league!

Sorry @martoon, I jinxed it

Fair one, in that case hopefully there's at least one team post split with nowt to play for who rolls over for Hearts

Fucks sake, Celtic 2-2 Oh well, my point still stands, with their financial advantage they should be walking this league and their squad is dross. Mon the Jambos!

No matter what happens in the Hearts vs Rangers game later today, it looks like Celtic's race is run. It's incredible that they enjoy such an embarrassment of riches compared to everyone else in the league (including Rangers) and they're fielding that absolute mess of a squad with a dinosaur manager. Hopefully Hearts do the business later and then the rest of the teams in the league lie down for them for the remainder of the season so it becomes a procession while the Old Firm keep stepping on rakes!

Great result, absolutely over the moon with that, especially being up against the most bewildering display of officiating you'll ever see. In years to come, this game will be cited as an example of why we can't afford to shitcan VAR. Well done lads, can't wait to see if we're getting City or Liverpool away next

Big Frank Chippa doing the lord's work

At this point, I'm all in in the conference league. I think we can kiss goodbye to the CL and our margin for error for the EL is practically 0. We're right in the mix for the conference league though, I know it's seen as a mickey mouse tournament but it's probably the one competition in existence where we'd enter as the favourites, we could also afford to rotate a lot more in the group stages when we're playing against FK Sovietgrad and Dynamo Abortionists. Out of interest would you take: A. Champions League qualification and progress to 1/2 finals, ultimately lose to Real/Bayern/PSG but bank a shit load of money and improve our reputation worldwide Or B. Win the Conference League

Our GK situation is dire, I know bonafide #1 GKs don't grow on trees but it feels like we've been very complacent about the position since 2022 and we've neglected it every window. As for the Pope vs Ramsdale debate? It barely matters, tweedle dee or tweedle dum

Hearts hold on!

That's the Willock we know and love! Albeit against League 1 calibre opposition.

Really happy for him, great performance tonight, I really hope he can kick on from here, we're gonna need him big time especially if Tonali has chucked it.

Looks like he's chucked it, utter pish tonight again

No way Frank survives this, that lot are utterly pathetic

A WIN!