Moose

Wouldn't look out of place playing for Qarabag. I hope Frankfurt still haven't sobered up since they offered us 30m

That is absurd, if a player can't be trusted to fill in for 45 mins when we're sitting on a 7 goal cusion against a bunch of horse botherers then they shouldn't be at the club

Which chin did Ashley want him to keep up?

Wissa, the part time footballer, part time space hopper smuggler. Obviously meant as a piss take before anyone goes nuts 😄

To be honest I expected a complete non-event, so the 2 goals are a very welcome bonus to me. Can we please please please wrap some of the lads in cotton wool and get some of the young lads and the fat mess a run out?!

I've got her on as well. I don't envy her task at all but by God she could she could put a glass eye to sleep!

I haven't been in this thread much this season, with them performing way beyond expectations there hasn't been much to laugh about and I'm too scunnered with our own topsy turvy season. But by God! These last few pages have reminded me that we have the best and at the same time the worst rivals in football. A real basket of hopping lunatics!

I'd be happy enough to have Murphy at RB and Elanga RW if it means charging Trippier's battery a bit. Of course Shahar would've been the preferred option but Eddie clearly doesn't want two sprogs at FB with the tie so delicately poised against a Crewe Alexandra level team

I was at the 100th vs Olympiakos, I want to say it was around 2005, the Patrick Kluivert season, the same campaign we wore that yellow third kit. Think we won that one 4-0

Still a rotund porker, not sweating enough either, he clearly isn't putting in enough effort. Shocking.

Yes. Look at the state of the teams left in the competition right now, I'm confident we'd be able to navigate the group stages fairly comfortably whilst resting and rotating starters. Who knows, maybe Elanga might even look decent against some of those no mark teams

Absurd, only a select few teams in the league would get that

Well at least we know what Slot's presser will be about!

There it is...

It seems like no one wants to win the league this year. If nothing else, it's been fun to follow!

He was better than the ref at Villa. That's all the positivity out of the way. Other than that, he's a gimp, I hope his wife's boyfriend kicks him out of the house and his kids grow up resenting him

Not bad at all considering that the refs are incompetent clowns and some of our players have rocks for brains

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to find out that this referee only became a referee cause he kept getting his cunt kicked in whilst working as a traffic warden

I can't take it anymore with these gimps. If it wasn't for the fact that they're all painfully incompetent you'd swear it was a conspiracy!

Elanga is such a fucking blockhead man, get him to fuck

Ah you can just fucking tell this ref was a prefect at high school, what a gimpy nonce. Another entry in an astonishingly long list of officiating holocausts against us this season alone

Elanga actually uses that mythical pace of his for once and then malfunctions as soon as he's in the box I've tried really hard with this guy but it's beyond over for him here, he plays like he's thick

Why do the refs feel inclined to help City against us at the Etihad? Don't they know that we can't win here! What is it about being a Portuguese Bruno that makes you a slithery, rodent featured shitebag? If the lurker from RedCafe is still reading, yes, that goes for your Bruno too!