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I'll never apologise for repeating this every matchday: The team sheet in numerical order is utter woke nonsense!

Has anyone mentioned Bellingham yet?

Good effort so far from the fans out there who said they were going to get Isak voodoo dolls, keep it up!

Another barrel scrape as he's not too highly rated these days but I always though James Ward Prowse was a myth of a player. Jack Colback with set pieces like Beckham.

Offended by everything, ashamed by nothing.

Drogba for Marseille was the first time I remember any one player ever taking us apart single handedly. He was an outstanding player, criminally underrated if anything

Isak. Good for about 40% of every season. Groin made out of cobwebs. Spine nonexistent. Heart of a mouse. Close thread.

Bruce - "he'll get the team to roll their sleeves up and dust themselves down. He's thin skinned and plays the victim so he fits in well with the fans"

There's a lot to break down but to answer the question, for a team under circumstances such as ours, it's the one thing that has us competing at the moment: a good manager. A manager who gets a squad of players performing above the sum of its parts. A manager who instills a family like culture within the squad but is ruthless when he needs to be. A manager who gets given a stone and turns it into a statue. A manager who conducts himself with the utmost professionalism and class in the press. A manager who the fans and players would go to war for. Our fucking manager!

Does the 'K' in RAWK stand for Kremlin? What a draconian forum, they are such a strange fanbase.

OK own up, which one of you is GallowgateLarry?

This lot are shit and they haven't won at that abomination of a stadium since the Triassic period. It seems far too straightforward! I'll go with a nervy 1-0 win

Banks? Pickford?

Give it a month...

I swear Klopp was never as huffy as this cunt, certainly not in his 2nd season!

So not only does he want his opponents to inform them of their starting 11 and adjust their tactics for them, he now wants other teams to avoid using their squad depth. Anything else we can do to make your stay more comfortable Meneer Slot?

I'm starting to worry that they'll sack Slot and hire someone who can handle a bit of pressure

Amazing player, amazing bit of business. He's playing above and beyond what I would've expected from the 70m man Guehi

Nice evening of Worthingtons football. Especially nice to get it up that noncey, mad scientist looking ghoul. No bullshit in the next round, Cardiff at home please although I can't shake the feeling it'll be Chelsea away.

Me: Oh, the Will Osula thread has been bumped, it's been a while since I had a look in there, I wonder if something big has happened with him! *Opens page 130

How's the square sausage did you say?

Me too Marty. Especially now!

Martin O'Neil?! The guy was finished as a manager when he was with the mackems about 10 years ago! I see that Shaun Maloney is his assistant, so it's clear that the Celtic board have only dragged MON out of his crypt to be used as a figurehead to calm the fans down (i doubt it will). Very reminiscent of Rangers appointing Barry Ferguson last season. This is great news for Hearts

Perhaps an opportunity for Capt Steak Bakes to reinvent himself by taking over one of their mental clubs. How's the pancetta did you say?