Moose

As they're both well on their way to their respective fates should we just give the title to Arsenal and relegate Wolves right now then? It would save us all a lot of bother.

Hope you guys keep it up for the rest of the year pal. I'm pals with a lot of Celtic fans and even they admit that they don't have the depth, nor character to catch Hearts, their boards' MO has been to stay one step ahead of Rangers and they didnt respect the other 10 teams in the league. All it took was one nerd with a spreadsheet and some data analysts so make Hearts the only Scottish team operating in the 21st century. The Old Firms chickens have come home to roost. Those aforementioned Celtic friends of mine admit that they could stomach Hearts winning the league as it punches their board (who they despise) right in the mouth

Call it a camp, call it an opinion, call it a way of thinking, whatever, it's a figure of speech. My point stands, they're a wretched horde of goblins and I hope their club gets flushed out of existence.

Despite the fact I just gave them their flowers for their start to the season, I'd like to declare that I'm fully in the "I hope they get liquidated and the Bungalow of Light is knocked down and turned into flats" camp as opposed to the "awww, I love the derbies me man and its good for the region" camp I just can't fathom how anyone who would rather see them hold their own in the PL just so we can play them twice a year (and potentially drop points) as opposed to watching them lose to tin pot dross and burning through 2 managers a season

A purple in the making

They're safe, make your peace with it. There's far too much dross in the league for them to sink below, even if they do hit a rough patch, they've proven on multiple occasions they have resilience and a never say die attitude to dig out points. Credit where it's due, they must be like a dog with 2 dicks right now!

A well deserved 3 points but by christ we made a meal of it! 3 points against one of our bogey teams after a bug shift midweek is nothing to be sniffed at, good job all!

Starting to get really sick of this lot not being a complete joke

Peter Banks, consider your card marked. Truly abysmal showing

We're good value for our lead although we look determined to fuck it up for ourselves with some shit passing. It doesn't help how the ref is a complete gimp either.

I can understand why people are flapping about siging Troy Parrot, he ducks out of a lot challenges but also commits a lot of fowls.

I'd have more faith in us getting out a CL group with Bayern, PSG and Real than one with Brighton, Bournemouth and Fulham. We really need to get into the habit of beating these noncey spreadsheet shagging cartel fluffing non entity gimps

Ooh, that's a bit hawkward

Some of these bird puns are impeckable, I'm pheasantly surprised to see so many.

He's useful on both wings and good in the air

I could listen to Eddie talk all day, it's an absolute privilege having this great man as our boss.

Of course there's always a good chance that things turn around for Isak and Liverpool, but even if they did, I don't think you'd find a single Newcastle fan who would take him over Woltemade. We've come out of that Isak fiasco smelling of roses!

I'd rather St.Mirren did tbh, black & white, their mascot is a panda and Tony Bloom is a cartel fluffing gimp. But after 40 years of Old Firm domination I won't be too picky!

Wait, what? Is he basically saying that he knew Joelinton wasn't a striker this whole time but he only played him up front cause he cost 40m and wore the #9? This semi sentient cabbage does realise that football fans are able to remember what happened at their club a little over 5 years ago right?

Grim night for Scottish football so far. Celtic 1-0 down at home to Sturm Graz and Ihenacho (yes, you can still find him) injured within a few minutes. Apparently hes their only senior striker. Hearts could go 8 points clear at the top if they beat Celtic on sunday. If they do that, I can't see either of the shitshows in Glasgow pulling themselves together to catch them!

Rangers are an utterly pathetic club these days eh?

Wow, Slot's mask has slipped even quicker than Klopp's did. You can tell a maager is feeling the heat when he's firing out unprovokd trash talk in the press

A Isak is far more offensive to Newcastle United than Liverpool FC ever will be

Jesus, I wish I hadn't watched that. The entire time he was here, he was utterly consumed by the shadow of Rafa Benitez. A slight rewriting of history by taking credit for recommending the bloke who got Bournemouth relegated. Also, you probably want to keep quiet about the fact that you suggested Steven Gerrard.

Ah yes of course, how could I forget this: